New song for the impending visit of Mr Cole

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dbrien
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New song for the impending visit of Mr Cole

Post by dbrien »

To the tune of Knick Knack Paddy Whack

He likes men
Your number three
and now Cheryl has got VD

With a Knick Knack Paddy Whack
stick it up your hole
Rent boy Ashley fuck off home

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Post by Matt_the_gooner »

*chant* we'll never buy a samsung we dont know where its been.

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Post by N22Gooner »

Tune - Waltzing Matilda

I shagged cheryl tweedy
I shagged cheryl tweedy
I shagged cheryl tweedy and so did my mates
and she said fuck cole so i did her up the arsehole
I shagged cheryl tweedy and so did my mates

We all shagged tweedy
We all shagged tweedy
We all shagged tweedy and so did our mates
and she said fuck cole so we did her up the arsehole
We all shagged tweedy and so did our mates

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Post by DDignam »

I have heard he will be injured for the game, reason being sore ars*

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Post by dbrien »

carefree wherever you may be
Chelsea have got no history
you want to be like us
but you dont have class
and Ashley Cole takes it up the arse

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Post by DB10GOONER »

DDignam wrote:I have heard he will be injured for the game, reason being sore ars*
Yes, I've heard he has to have surgery to remove a Nokia from his colon...

Rectum? Nearly fuckin' killed him. :shock: :cry:

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Post by Goonanana »

To the tune of Robin Hood (riding through the glen)

Ashley Cole, Ashley Cole Running down the wing,
How'd we know?, How'd we know? cos we can hear him ring!
Five grand a week,
To take it up the hole!
Ashley cole, Ashley cole, Ashley cole

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Post by DDignam »

I think we have a winner
To the tune of Robin Hood (riding through the glen)

Ashley Cole, Ashley Cole Running down the wing,

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Post by Cesc is God »

Care free wherever you may be,
Ashley Cole's got HIV.
His mobile phone, he shuvved it up his arse
And the Chelsea boys aint got no class

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Post by GoonerPhill »

How about:

Cheryl Coles a slapper,
She is a Geordie whore,
And when shes shagging Ashley,
She thinks of Adebayor!!!!

(To the tune of my old man's a dustman)

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Post by stearmaster »

Read in paper 2day/yestoday, that cheryl loves mourinho, try and get a link :shock:

Cus Geezer
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Post by Cus Geezer »

Someone should knock up a few t-shirts with a picture of Ashley and Cheryl and the words 'Will and Grace' underneath.

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Post by collins »

He's gay
He's black
He takes up the crack
ashleycoooooole
ashleycoooooole

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Cus Geezer wrote:Someone should knock up a few t-shirts with a picture of Ashley and Cheryl and the words 'Will and Grace' underneath.
yea that would be well good :lol:

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Post by Cesc is God »

I think most people would find that racist

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