New song for the impending visit of Mr Cole

dbrien · Post by **dbrien** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 9:11 pm

To the tune of Knick Knack Paddy Whack

He likes men
Your number three
and now Cheryl has got VD

With a Knick Knack Paddy Whack
stick it up your hole
Rent boy Ashley fuck off home

Matt_the_gooner · Post by **Matt_the_gooner** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:21 pm

*chant* we'll never buy a samsung we dont know where its been.

N22Gooner · Post by **N22Gooner** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:27 pm

Tune - Waltzing Matilda

I shagged cheryl tweedy
I shagged cheryl tweedy
I shagged cheryl tweedy and so did my mates
and she said fuck cole so i did her up the arsehole
I shagged cheryl tweedy and so did my mates

We all shagged tweedy
We all shagged tweedy
We all shagged tweedy and so did our mates
and she said fuck cole so we did her up the arsehole
We all shagged tweedy and so did our mates

DDignam · Post by **DDignam** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 7:56 am

I have heard he will be injured for the game, reason being sore ars*

dbrien · Post by **dbrien** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 1:54 pm

carefree wherever you may be
Chelsea have got no history
you want to be like us
but you dont have class
and Ashley Cole takes it up the arse

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 5:04 pm

DDignam wrote:I have heard he will be injured for the game, reason being sore ars*

Yes, I've heard he has to have surgery to remove a Nokia from his colon...

Rectum? Nearly fuckin' killed him.

Goonanana · Post by **Goonanana** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 12:59 pm

To the tune of Robin Hood (riding through the glen)

Ashley Cole, Ashley Cole Running down the wing,
How'd we know?, How'd we know? cos we can hear him ring!
Five grand a week,
To take it up the hole!
Ashley cole, Ashley cole, Ashley cole

DDignam · Post by **DDignam** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 3:22 pm

I think we have a winner

To the tune of Robin Hood (riding through the glen)

Ashley Cole, Ashley Cole Running down the wing,

Cesc is God · Post by **Cesc is God** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 3:44 pm

Care free wherever you may be,
Ashley Cole's got HIV.
His mobile phone, he shuvved it up his arse
And the Chelsea boys aint got no class

GoonerPhill · Post by **GoonerPhill** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 5:00 pm

How about:

Cheryl Coles a slapper,
She is a Geordie whore,
And when shes shagging Ashley,
She thinks of Adebayor!!!!

(To the tune of my old man's a dustman)

stearmaster · Post by **stearmaster** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 11:10 pm

Read in paper 2day/yestoday, that cheryl loves mourinho, try and get a link

Cus Geezer · Post by **Cus Geezer** » Sat Apr 28, 2007 8:29 am

Someone should knock up a few t-shirts with a picture of Ashley and Cheryl and the words 'Will and Grace' underneath.

collins · Post by **collins** » Sun Apr 29, 2007 8:58 pm

He's gay
He's black
He takes up the crack
ashleycoooooole
ashleycoooooole

azz91 · Post by **azz91** » Sun Apr 29, 2007 9:42 pm

Cus Geezer wrote:Someone should knock up a few t-shirts with a picture of Ashley and Cheryl and the words 'Will and Grace' underneath.

yea that would be well good

Cesc is God · Post by **Cesc is God** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 6:31 pm

I think most people would find that racist