As we're unlikely to see terraces again at football, this is the virtual equivalent where you can chat to your hearts content about all football matters and, obviously, Arsenal in particular. This forum encourages all Gooners to visit and contribute so please keep it respectful, clean and topical.
dbrien
Posts: 548 Joined: Thu Jan 04, 2007 3:43 pm
Location: with your mum
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by dbrien » Tue Apr 24, 2007 9:11 pm
To the tune of Knick Knack Paddy Whack
He likes men
Your number three
and now Cheryl has got VD
With a Knick Knack Paddy Whack
stick it up your hole
Rent boy Ashley fuck off home
N22Gooner
Posts: 135 Joined: Wed Dec 13, 2006 6:17 pm
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by N22Gooner » Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:27 pm
Tune - Waltzing Matilda
I shagged cheryl tweedy
I shagged cheryl tweedy
I shagged cheryl tweedy and so did my mates
and she said fuck cole so i did her up the arsehole
I shagged cheryl tweedy and so did my mates
We all shagged tweedy
We all shagged tweedy
We all shagged tweedy and so did our mates
and she said fuck cole so we did her up the arsehole
We all shagged tweedy and so did our mates
DDignam
Posts: 113 Joined: Wed Jan 03, 2007 1:43 am
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by DDignam » Wed Apr 25, 2007 7:56 am
I have heard he will be injured for the game, reason being sore ars*
dbrien
Posts: 548 Joined: Thu Jan 04, 2007 3:43 pm
Location: with your mum
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by dbrien » Thu Apr 26, 2007 1:54 pm
carefree wherever you may be
Chelsea have got no history
you want to be like us
but you dont have class
and Ashley Cole takes it up the arse
DB10GOONER
Posts: 62131 Joined: Tue Jan 16, 2007 2:06 pm
Location: Dublin, Ireland.
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by DB10GOONER » Thu Apr 26, 2007 5:04 pm
DDignam wrote: I have heard he will be injured for the game, reason being sore ars*
Yes, I've heard he has to have surgery to remove a Nokia from his colon...
Rectum? Nearly fuckin' killed him.
Goonanana
Posts: 1216 Joined: Sat Jan 06, 2007 9:43 pm
Location: Here
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by Goonanana » Fri Apr 27, 2007 12:59 pm
To the tune of Robin Hood (riding through the glen)
Ashley Cole, Ashley Cole Running down the wing,
How'd we know?, How'd we know? cos we can hear him ring!
Five grand a week,
To take it up the hole!
Ashley cole, Ashley cole, Ashley cole
DDignam
Posts: 113 Joined: Wed Jan 03, 2007 1:43 am
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by DDignam » Fri Apr 27, 2007 3:22 pm
I think we have a winner
To the tune of Robin Hood (riding through the glen)
Ashley Cole, Ashley Cole Running down the wing,
Cesc is God
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by Cesc is God » Fri Apr 27, 2007 3:44 pm
Care free wherever you may be,
Ashley Cole's got HIV.
His mobile phone, he shuvved it up his arse
And the Chelsea boys aint got no class
GoonerPhill
Posts: 40 Joined: Tue Nov 21, 2006 12:53 pm
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by GoonerPhill » Fri Apr 27, 2007 5:00 pm
How about:
Cheryl Coles a slapper,
She is a Geordie whore,
And when shes shagging Ashley,
She thinks of Adebayor!!!!
(To the tune of my old man's a dustman)
stearmaster
Posts: 5367 Joined: Thu Feb 15, 2007 4:00 pm
Location: ENFIELD, N.LONDON
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by stearmaster » Fri Apr 27, 2007 11:10 pm
Read in paper 2day/yestoday, that cheryl loves mourinho, try and get a link
Cus Geezer
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by Cus Geezer » Sat Apr 28, 2007 8:29 am
Someone should knock up a few t-shirts with a picture of Ashley and Cheryl and the words 'Will and Grace' underneath.
collins
Posts: 62 Joined: Wed Apr 11, 2007 8:14 pm
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by collins » Sun Apr 29, 2007 8:58 pm
He's gay
He's black
He takes up the crack
ashleycoooooole
ashleycoooooole
azz91
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by azz91 » Sun Apr 29, 2007 9:42 pm
Cus Geezer wrote: Someone should knock up a few t-shirts with a picture of Ashley and Cheryl and the words 'Will and Grace' underneath.
yea that would be well good
Cesc is God
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by Cesc is God » Mon Apr 30, 2007 6:31 pm
I think most people would find that racist