Favourite sayings...

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Sun Aug 03, 2008 3:03 pm

Well? What are they?

One of my faves is;

She has a face on her like a bulldog licking p*ss off a
nettle.

dbrien · Post by **dbrien** » Sun Aug 03, 2008 3:07 pm

I am sweating like a pensioner with three corners at bingo

i am off to the toliet to chop of bungles fingers

Post by **QuartzGooner** » Sun Aug 03, 2008 4:25 pm

"Arsenal 5 Tottenham 0"

Wayno · Post by **Wayno** » Sun Aug 03, 2008 4:29 pm

You're confusing me with someone who gives a fuck

Galasso · Post by **Galasso** » Sun Aug 03, 2008 5:07 pm

Here's 10 pence - go and call someone who gives a fuck.

rhyspac · Post by **rhyspac** » Sun Aug 03, 2008 5:21 pm

They have internet on computers now?!

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Sun Aug 03, 2008 7:35 pm

For taking a shit;

"Just dropping the kids at the pool"

My Left Foot · Post by **My Left Foot** » Sun Aug 03, 2008 8:59 pm

Also for having a shit;

birthing the blind mud children

stearmaster · Post by **stearmaster** » Sun Aug 03, 2008 9:32 pm

its up for grabs now!!!!

olgitgooner · Post by **olgitgooner** » Sun Aug 03, 2008 9:52 pm

A name for the floaters that re-appear, after you have flushed the toilet......

James Bond.

"So, Mister Bond, we meet again."

Charlie! Charlie! · Post by **Charlie! Charlie!** » Mon Aug 04, 2008 6:44 am

As much use as a handbreak on a canoe

Post by **SPUDMASHER** » Mon Aug 04, 2008 7:13 am

For floaters:

The chinaman returns........."wun cum back"

For somebody talking rubbish "Go and take your face for a shit"

For ugly people. "When she was eight her face caught alight, and they put it out with a shovel"

Exiled in Cornwall · Post by **Exiled in Cornwall** » Mon Aug 04, 2008 7:15 am

For ugly people. "When she was eight her face caught alight, and they put it out with a shovel"

She fell from the top of the Ugly tree, hitting every branch on the way down

Post by **flash gunner** » Mon Aug 04, 2008 7:18 am

Very funny thread. When youre dying for a shit "I'm touching cloth"

Post by **SPUDMASHER** » Mon Aug 04, 2008 7:21 am

Or even "Mr Brown Turtles poking his head out"