The Perfect Revenge

Cus Geezer · Post by **Cus Geezer** » Sat May 05, 2007 7:50 pm

What would be the idea situation tomorrow.

I go for Chav$ki to take the lead with an Ashley Cole goal, then after 89 mins an equaliser by William Gallas and after five minutes of injury time a powerful Rosicky shot hitting Cashley full on in the groin and wrong footing Cech and going in the net, followed immediately by the final whistle.

What do you suggest?

jacko-arsnl · Post by **jacko-arsnl** » Sat May 05, 2007 8:39 pm

we dont want cashley scoring that would be awrful even if we did win the match

tenementfunster5 · Post by **tenementfunster5** » Sat May 05, 2007 9:02 pm

A free flowing game of football. Arsenal playing the Russians off the park. It's 1-1 going into the last 10 when Arsenal get a freekick 40 yards out. Toure spanks one, it cannons off Cashley's wallet flies past Cheque into the net. Cue 10 or so minutes of piss taking.

Full time and Cesc funs full pelt over to 'The Hole' leaps two footed and breaks the little *word censored* legs.

Happy Days

stearmaster · Post by **stearmaster** » Sun May 06, 2007 1:38 am

tenmen i couldnt agree more

Cus Geezer · Post by **Cus Geezer** » Sun May 06, 2007 8:13 am

Jacko - I think it's important to take him to the heights of smugness, before he hits the very lows of embarrassment.

Might I also add after Rosicky's shot cannons in off Ashley's wedding tackle, the ferocity of the shot means that Ashley has to be stretchered off, like Morrow in 1993 but without the glory. While the stretcher wheels him off his ears are tortured by the sound of the 'one man and his mobile phone' song.