come on wisla and beat the *word censored*
TINY TOTTS TONIGHT
TINY TOTTS TONIGHT
anyone watching on setanta, tim nice but dim sherwood is a plank, krakow plenty of support and doesnt look like a full house either.
come on wisla and beat the *word censored*
come on wisla and beat the *word censored*
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The Joy of Cesc
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dvbrisgooner1
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Ravi of the Rovers
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A little boy gets £10 for his birthday and rushes down to the Sport Shop to buy the New Football he has been desperate for. He gets the ball down from the rack and gives the shop-keeper his £10.
"Sorry Son !!" Explains the shopkeeper. "This ball cost £20, but you've only got £10".
Thinking quickly, the boy looks up at the club balls and says "Ok. If you blindfold me and I guess the club on the ball will you let me have the ball for £10"? The shopkeeper curiously agrees, and blindfolds the boy.
First up he gives the boy an Arsenal ball.
"OK" says the boy placing his ear to the ball. "I can hear the blasting sound of 2 canons. This must be an Arsenal ball"
"That was a lucky guess" exclaimed the shopkeeper.
"Lets try another one" And he hands him a Millwall ball.
"OK" Says the boy placing his ear to the ball again. "I can hear a pack of rampant Lions. It must be a Millwall ball".
"Christ" Says the shopkeeper.
"If you get the next one right I'll let you have the ball for nothing" and he passes him another ball.
Again the boy puts the ball to his ear and after a few moments he exclaims "That's a Tottenham ball".
"Holly Mary Mother Of God" Shouts the shopkeeper."How on earth did you get that one. I suppose you heard a Cockerell crowing??"
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"No" Said the boy. "It's going down"!!!
"Sorry Son !!" Explains the shopkeeper. "This ball cost £20, but you've only got £10".
Thinking quickly, the boy looks up at the club balls and says "Ok. If you blindfold me and I guess the club on the ball will you let me have the ball for £10"? The shopkeeper curiously agrees, and blindfolds the boy.
First up he gives the boy an Arsenal ball.
"OK" says the boy placing his ear to the ball. "I can hear the blasting sound of 2 canons. This must be an Arsenal ball"
"That was a lucky guess" exclaimed the shopkeeper.
"Lets try another one" And he hands him a Millwall ball.
"OK" Says the boy placing his ear to the ball again. "I can hear a pack of rampant Lions. It must be a Millwall ball".
"Christ" Says the shopkeeper.
"If you get the next one right I'll let you have the ball for nothing" and he passes him another ball.
Again the boy puts the ball to his ear and after a few moments he exclaims "That's a Tottenham ball".
"Holly Mary Mother Of God" Shouts the shopkeeper."How on earth did you get that one. I suppose you heard a Cockerell crowing??"
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Gooner1315
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REBEL GOONER wrote:A little boy gets £10 for his birthday and rushes down to the Sport Shop to buy the New Football he has been desperate for. He gets the ball down from the rack and gives the shop-keeper his £10.
"Sorry Son !!" Explains the shopkeeper. "This ball cost £20, but you've only got £10".
Thinking quickly, the boy looks up at the club balls and says "Ok. If you blindfold me and I guess the club on the ball will you let me have the ball for £10"? The shopkeeper curiously agrees, and blindfolds the boy.
First up he gives the boy an Arsenal ball.
"OK" says the boy placing his ear to the ball. "I can hear the blasting sound of 2 canons. This must be an Arsenal ball"
"That was a lucky guess" exclaimed the shopkeeper.
"Lets try another one" And he hands him a Millwall ball.
"OK" Says the boy placing his ear to the ball again. "I can hear a pack of rampant Lions. It must be a Millwall ball".
"Christ" Says the shopkeeper.
"If you get the next one right I'll let you have the ball for nothing" and he passes him another ball.
Again the boy puts the ball to his ear and after a few moments he exclaims "That's a Tottenham ball".
"Holly Mary Mother Of God" Shouts the shopkeeper."How on earth did you get that one. I suppose you heard a Cockerell crowing??"
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"No" Said the boy. "It's going down"!!!
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for those without setanta, spu*s scored a poxy goal and they celebrated like they had won the cl less then a minute later there crap defence let a striker in the box on his own to smash it home 
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Exiled in Cornwall
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Quote from BBC's live text:
"2057: The Spurs backline is about as solid as the US money market right now, Heurelho Gomes makes a full-length dive to his left to prevent Argentine Mauro Cantoro from putting the Poles in front. Pranav Soneji, who is writing the match report, fed me that line. "
Topical!
"2057: The Spurs backline is about as solid as the US money market right now, Heurelho Gomes makes a full-length dive to his left to prevent Argentine Mauro Cantoro from putting the Poles in front. Pranav Soneji, who is writing the match report, fed me that line. "
Topical!
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dvbrisgooner1
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I spoke to a Tottenham season ticket holder at work today - she had given her ticket to someone else as she was fed up with Tottenham. Strange as, in February, Ramos was the Messiah and Arsenal were going to trailing in their wake this season. I know it's early days, but I'm fairly confident on that one!
