FRIDAY JOKE

projoe · Post by **projoe** » Fri May 08, 2009 6:14 pm

Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon?
A: A Problem.

Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon?
A: An even bigger problem.

Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon?
A: Problem solved

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Q: What's the difference between a Chelsea supporter and an Onion?
A: No one cries when you chop up a Chelsea fan!

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Q. Two Chelsea fans jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground first?.
A. Who gives a F**K!

pixie · Post by **pixie** » Fri May 08, 2009 11:32 pm

Two men are playing a round of golf and one of the men is taking his time with his tee shot. He keeps bending down, lining his shot up and checking the wind. He does this for around half an hour. Meanwhile his friend is getting fed up.

"Come on whats taking so long?" he says

"My wife is up there at the clubhouse," he replies "Shes watching me and I want to make this the best shot ever."

He carries on lining his shot up when his mate pipes up and says "FUCK OFF you cant hit her from here"

mrgnu1958 · Post by **mrgnu1958** » Fri May 08, 2009 11:36 pm

pixie · Post by **pixie** » Fri May 08, 2009 11:49 pm

I hear Didier Drogba tried to get into a fight with the referee after the Barcelona game.

Surely all the referee needed to do was pull Drogba's shirt and he would have fallen to the ground holding his face.

coachlee · Post by **coachlee** » Sat May 09, 2009 8:34 am

Spuds fans have been found to have contracted a rare virus that is a cross between Swine Flu and Bird Flu.

Apparantly the symptoms have you believing that you will one day play Champions League football.

It is called "Pigs might fucking fly flu"

goonersid · Post by **goonersid** » Sat May 09, 2009 1:39 pm

John Terry has spoken out and said he feels chelsea were robbed on wednesday night!
A spokesperson for Tescos said now he knows how we feel when his mum goes shopping!

Postman · Post by **Postman** » Sat May 09, 2009 2:50 pm

Three vampires meet in a pub. One from Germany, one from Russia, one english. The german vampire orders a proper beer with a dash of blood. The russian vampire badly wants a vodka, of course with a dash of blood.

Both get what they want.

It's a complete surprise when the english vampire orders a glass of hot water only.

Irritated his mates ask him if everything was alright as he's having no blood. The english vampire replies with a cynical smile in his face: "Well..." and pulls a used tampon out of his bag "it's tea time!"

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