My name is Tayo, not Alan. Someone pointed out to me this thread was in existence so here I am. But I won't protest too much or you'll believe me less than you do already.

aka johnathen creek, has become my cousin's nemesis - whenever we see him after the game in the alwyn, we always make up songs about him:

i.e. "where's your series gone, where's ur series gone!!"
"oh creeky creeky! you might be a gooner but ur still acunt!"

anyway last night, my cosusins mate ...