tomkingsbury wrote:aka johnathen creek, has become my cousin's nemesis - whenever we see him after the game in the alwyn, we always make up songs about him:
i.e. "where's your series gone, where's ur series gone!!"
"oh creeky creeky! you might be a gooner but ur still acunt!"
anyway last night, my cosusins mate ended up squirting mayo in his shaggy hair, and subsequnetly got chased down the road - fuckign funny!!
Tom.
You and your mates were trying to get Alan's attention all night. It was actually his friends who noticed you being pricks, not Alan, who was minding his own business. . You got drunk, you sang your songs, you got ignored because you were being twats.
Then your mate gets up, squirts mayo on Alan, and, in a completely cowardly fashion, scuttles out of the pub with his hands in his pocket like he hadn't done anything.
He was stopped at the door, given a smack upside his head, at which point your extremely courageous mate, looked around, scared, and broke into a quite hilarious run down the street. He wasn't caught up with and kicked to the kerb because frankly he wasn't really worth it after that point.
I take it you are the equally effeminate idiot who came out going "Stop - I've always liked Jonathan Davis" before running after your pal?
And I take it you are the same fella who came up apologising profusely saying "I realise it's not that funny now, I'm really sorry we were drunk"... (just after you put your hands up in a" ooh don't hit me either way") only to come crowing from the safety of your computer, like the immature idiot you clearly are. One of those chaps who is all big and bold after the event?
Whether Alan is a wanker, a grumpy c**t or not, he was minding his business and didn't deserve that kind of behaviour from anyone.
I know all of this because I was "The Mate" you speak of. Hitting anyone is never clever, but when you've ignored all provocation all night and some coward does something like that, then it's inevitable, and, to be honest. as someone else has suggested, I think it all ended pretty tamely, considering what might have happened in most other pubs in the land.
Enjoy your three minutes of self proclaimed notoriety and let's all get back to supporting The Arsenal shall we?