The January "He Looks Quite Good" Transfer Thread

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Re: The Fake News Summer Transfer Thread

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SPARKSY wrote:
Wed Aug 30, 2017 1:13 pm
falkirk goon wrote:
Wed Aug 30, 2017 12:47 pm
So Gibbs is away for 5mil..didn't we knock back a far higher offer earlier in the window :rubchin:
This window has been a fucking joke :oops: hardly surprising..we all knew we were fucked totally and utterly when he signed the new deal :(
I used to get really annoyed when transfer window time came around and we continually fucked it up. Now i just sit here and laugh about how embarrassing and amateurish, Arsene Football Club is.
We really are a fucking joke.
This season is a car crash happening in slow motion. We all know it and i don't think people are bothered anymore.
We are all just waiting for it to happen, so we can finally be rid of the French bloke and hopefully the Septic to.
I'm kinda the same, mate - I just can't get angry anymore.... it's like watching a comedy film by a comedian you really hate and it turns out to be actually quite funny. It feels weird but you gotta admit it's funny even though every ounce of your soul is saying "yeah but he's a cúnt"... :|

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SPARKSY wrote:
Wed Aug 30, 2017 1:13 pm
falkirk goon wrote:
Wed Aug 30, 2017 12:47 pm
So Gibbs is away for 5mil..didn't we knock back a far higher offer earlier in the window :rubchin:
This window has been a fucking joke :oops: hardly surprising..we all knew we were fucked totally and utterly when he signed the new deal :(
I used to get really annoyed when transfer window time came around and we continually fucked it up. Now i just sit here and laugh about how embarrassing and amateurish, Arsene Football Club is.
We really are a fucking joke.
This season is a car crash happening in slow motion. We all know it and i don't think people are bothered anymore.
We are all just waiting for it to happen, so we can finally be rid of the French bloke and hopefully the Septic to.
We really are the biggest joke in world football :oops: I remember when defeats at Stoke and the dippers would really sting. .these last couple of weeks and the predicted brownholings webe recieved have hardly mustered a shrug of the shoulders from me :|

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If I may be permitted to channel my inner Rhianna for a moment -

Just gonna stand there and watch Arsenal burn
But that’s all right because I like the way it hurts

Just gonna stand there and hear Wanka cry
But that’s all right because I love the way you lie

I LOVE THE WAY YOU LIE

:barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf:

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You know I don't even think we are getting hard cash for Perez & Mustafi either.... they are leaving as part of a unique fire sale where you don't actually sell anything. Instead in our desperation to get rid of players we bought only a year ago, we have been suckered into complicated loan deals with a smidgen of cash up front and vague promises of more to come..... Probably performance based as well.

And we also have the only Supermarket Sweep where you are try to empty the store before the doors close.

Arsene knows......

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Apparently (according to Footballing Sensai Tony Gale) you are not a "real fan" if you are upset at Arsenal losing Sanchez to citeh;

http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football ... z-Man-City

whoooooooooooossssshhhhh Gale you mong.... :roll: :oops:

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rodders999 wrote:
Wed Aug 30, 2017 1:38 pm
If I may be permitted to channel my inner Rhianna for a moment -....
So rodders, if you do one day get to fck Natalie, will that make you a lesbian? :rubchin:

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arseofacrow wrote:
Wed Aug 30, 2017 2:09 pm
rodders999 wrote:
Wed Aug 30, 2017 1:38 pm
If I may be permitted to channel my inner Rhianna for a moment -....
So rodders, if you do one day get to fck Natalie, will that make you a lesbian? :rubchin:
Not quite sure, but boy am I ready to find out :lol:

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sk-gtfo wrote:
Wed Aug 30, 2017 11:47 am
rodders999 wrote:
Wed Aug 30, 2017 10:52 am
Gibbs gone to WBA :barscarf:

Now to ship the rest of em out :barscarf:
Kieran Gibbs describes his time at Arsenal as "an amazing journey".

I would describe it as sh*t.

Good luck at WBA anyway.

:twisted:
Does anyone else think Pullis may actually turn him into a half decent defender that would show Wenger up even more!

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gooner265 wrote:
Wed Aug 30, 2017 2:11 pm
sk-gtfo wrote:
Wed Aug 30, 2017 11:47 am
rodders999 wrote:
Wed Aug 30, 2017 10:52 am
Gibbs gone to WBA :barscarf:

Now to ship the rest of em out :barscarf:
Kieran Gibbs describes his time at Arsenal as "an amazing journey".

I would describe it as sh*t.

Good luck at WBA anyway.

:twisted:
Does anyone else think Pullis may actually turn him into a half decent defender that would show Wenger up even more!
No.

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:D :wink:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Wed Aug 30, 2017 2:12 pm
gooner265 wrote:
Wed Aug 30, 2017 2:11 pm
sk-gtfo wrote:
Wed Aug 30, 2017 11:47 am
rodders999 wrote:
Wed Aug 30, 2017 10:52 am
Gibbs gone to WBA :barscarf:

Now to ship the rest of em out :barscarf:
Kieran Gibbs describes his time at Arsenal as "an amazing journey".

I would describe it as sh*t.

Good luck at WBA anyway.

:twisted:
Does anyone else think Pullis may actually turn him into a half decent defender that would show Wenger up even more!
No.

He'd have to keep him fit first. If he manages that then Wengers training methods will be shown up for what they are!

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GTG wrote:
Wed Aug 30, 2017 2:16 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Wed Aug 30, 2017 2:12 pm
gooner265 wrote:
Wed Aug 30, 2017 2:11 pm
sk-gtfo wrote:
Wed Aug 30, 2017 11:47 am
rodders999 wrote:
Wed Aug 30, 2017 10:52 am
Gibbs gone to WBA :barscarf:

Now to ship the rest of em out :barscarf:
Kieran Gibbs describes his time at Arsenal as "an amazing journey".

I would describe it as sh*t.

Good luck at WBA anyway.

:twisted:
Does anyone else think Pullis may actually turn him into a half decent defender that would show Wenger up even more!
No.

He'd have to keep him fit first. If he manages that then Wengers training methods will be shown up for what they are!
Well Wilshire stayed fit for almost the entire season at Bournemouth. He could barely get through a training session at ours throughout the previous 3 years.

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Liverpool look like signing Lemar....a player Wenger said Monaco would not sell.....

Meanwhile Scum have signed a top quality full back in Aurier, the CB from Ajax is highly regarded to......

The humiliation just goes on...and on.....

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Redarmy wrote:
Wed Aug 30, 2017 2:42 pm
Liverpool look like signing Lemar....a player Wenger said Monaco would not sell.....

Meanwhile Scum have signed a top quality full back in Aurier, the CB from Ajax is highly regarded to......

The humiliation just goes on...and on.....
Can't wait for Wenger's next presser, the press are gonna tear him a new one :wink: :? :lol:

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