The January "He Looks Quite Good" Transfer Thread

[General]

Our Nat on SSN tonight, look at the fucking nukes on that

Must be that time of the month. She's looking well er very swell.

That *word censored* Sam Matterface was banging her some time.

He's married to her

Was. DB has a chance if he can get the B&Q ladder.

[RobG]

So the stadium is being used as the excuse as to why we have no cash to spend this window.....familiar enough story until you realise it's in Los fucking Angeles

Bullseye !

This is exactly what that creeps game plan is.

He doesn't have to touch the money. He can just point to it sitting in Arsenal's bank account and use it as collateral accordingly. Wenger is clearly aware of this and is playing along as instructed, as long as Kronke keeps him on.

[flash gunner]

Lads calm down Arsene Knows, he'll sort this mess out, who'd heard of Sanchez and Ozil before they signed for us

[DB10GOONER]

Our Nat on SSN tonight, look at the fucking nukes on that

Must be that time of the month. She's looking well er very swell.

That *word censored* Sam Matterface was banging her some time.

He's married to her

Was. DB has a chance if he can get the B&Q ladder.

Strangely, that's one of the things your missus calls my cock... and also "General Features".

[DB10GOONER]

Lads calm down Arsene Knows, he'll sort this mess out, who'd heard of Sanchez and Ozil before they signed for us

I'm just hoping these pair of Period Featured crunts make an appearance at the B'Mouth game!



Might I be so bold to ask She-Rah and Captain Lesbian Beard to update that to;

"In Arsene we trust!!! Who knew O$il or $anchez 4 Y'R'S Ago".

[silus]

Bloke at our ground..
"Mustafi staying,
Sanchez, Ox, debuchy, Perez, Campbell could be going and watch this space for Wilshere."
The best bit though.."other than that Arsenal tell me they are happy with their business in this transfer window"

[DB10GOONER]

Bloke at our ground..
"Mustafi staying,
Sanchez, Ox, debuchy, Perez, Campbell could be going and watch this space for Wilshere."
The best bit though.."other than that Arsenal tell me they are happy with their business in this transfer window"

There is a certain stupid beauty to our transfer business....

[SPARKSY]

Bloke at our ground..
"Mustafi staying,
Sanchez, Ox, debuchy, Perez, Campbell could be going and watch this space for Wilshere."
The best bit though.."other than that Arsenal tell me they are happy with their business in this transfer window"

Let the games begin.
Gazidis plea for the support to get behind the team is now so far removed that Wenger and the club deserve all the shit that is coming there way every game.
If Wenger thought the supporters were a problem last year, i think that will look like a tea party compared to this year.
I fucking hope we end up mid table

[silus]

Got to go to work soon, gutted I'm going to miss this shit show. Should be back for the last hour though and all my questions will be answered:-
-will we spunk a load of money on someone from France I've never heard of?
-will we pay over the odds on someone in a position we don't need to appease the fans?
-will we have enough players left to field a team?
-will any of the players left want to be here?
-what squad number will Fabian Delph wear?
-who will be the shittest player to turn us down?
but most importantly...
HOW MUCH PROFIT WILL WE MAKE?

[DB10GOONER]

Got to go to work soon, gutted I'm going to miss this shit show. Should be back for the last hour though and all my questions will be answered:-
-will we spunk a load of money on someone from France I've never heard of?
-will we pay over the odds on someone in a position we don't need to appease the fans?
-will we have enough players left to field a team?
-will any of the players left want to be here?
-what squad number will Fabian Delph wear?
-who will be the shittest player to turn us down?
but most importantly...
HOW MUCH PROFIT WILL WE MAKE?

Allow me...

-will we spunk a load of money on someone from France I've never heard of? YES
-will we pay over the odds on someone in a position we don't need to appease the fans? YES
-will we have enough players left to field a team? NOT QUITE (Unless you count utter gash)
-will any of the players left want to be here? NO
-what squad number will Fabian Delph wear? 69
-who will be the shittest player to turn us down? JONNY FUCKING EVANS (Please God)
but most importantly...
HOW MUCH PROFIT WILL WE MAKE? FUCKLOADS

[silus]

Cheers DB10...i can now go to work without any distractions

On a serious note, how fucking bad is it, that on deadline day I'm hoping we don't sign anybody, in the slim hope that we reach rock bottom and spark some sort of change

[General]

Our Nat on SSN tonight, look at the fucking nukes on that

Must be that time of the month. She's looking well er very swell.

That *word censored* Sam Matterface was banging her some time.

He's married to her

Was. DB has a chance if he can get the B&Q ladder.

Strangely, that's one of the things your missus calls my cock... and also "General Features".

[DB10GOONER]

Cheers DB10...i can now go to work without any distractions

On a serious note, how fucking bad is it, that on deadline day I'm hoping we don't sign anybody, in the slim hope that we reach rock bottom and spark some sort of change

You have become "Wengerised" my friend....

[TeeCee]

SSN reporting Leicester have had two bids of around 20m for Chambers turned down by Arsenal. After saying Chambers was good to leave a while ago Mr Chief Ditherer has changed his mind evidently, not like him to be a bumbling buffoon of Inspector Clouseau standard!!

This is exciting! Our bloated squad of 31 could end up down to about 24 by the end of the window......WE ARE FUCKED!! HA HA HA HA HA HA

[IW8Goalmachine]

Here's what will happen.

Sanchez will be off to city and poor little cash strapped Arsenal will get Draxler on a years loan