LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

[OneBardGooner]

Top TOP work again LFG

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

Top TOP work again LFG

Cheers OB

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

Top work again. Always cheers me up. Even the wife laughed at some of them.

A woman laughed at these jokes

Witchcraft I tell yer, witchcraft

A lot of them are funny especially some of the oneliners.

Thanks Barry

And might I add I'm a huge ( ) fan of your work

[GranadaJoe]

Joseph: "Jesus, I don't care who you think you are, go and tidy your room!"

Jesus: "You can't tell me what to do!"

"You're not my Dad."

"I'm my Dad."


Whether your pretend person has a long beard, wears a red suit and drives a sleigh or has a long beard, lives on a cloud and fathered himself, I hope he brings you what you want at Christmas.

HAVE A COOL YULE!!

[OneBardGooner]

Joseph: "Jesus, I don't care who you think you are, go and tidy your room!"

Jesus: "You can't tell me what to do!"

"You're not my Dad."

"I'm my Dad."


Whether your pretend person has a long beard, wears a red suit and drives a sleigh or has a long beard, lives on a cloud and fathered himself, I hope he brings you what you want at Christmas.

HAVE A COOL YULE!!

Did he get 'Cross' about that?

Yes, A COOL YULE TO Y'ALL TOO!

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

I don't care what your name is Fatty!!!!!

Get those fuckin reindeer off my roof!!!!!

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

Joseph: "Jesus, I don't care who you think you are, go and tidy your room!"

Jesus: "You can't tell me what to do!"

"You're not my Dad."

"I'm my Dad."


Whether your pretend person has a long beard, wears a red suit and drives a sleigh or has a long beard, lives on a cloud and fathered himself, I hope he brings you what you want at Christmas.

HAVE A COOL YULE!!

Have a good one too Joe

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

One day my dad gave me money to pay the electricity bill but instead i bought a raffle ticket for a brand new car.
When i got home,i explained to my dad what i did and he beat the crap out of me.
But the next day,when my dad woke up and opened the door,outside my house was a brand new car.
We all cried especially me,because the car was from the electricity company,they were there to cut off the electricity, my dad beat the crap out of me again

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

To all you beautiful girls. Happy Valentine's day.

To all you fat birds, chin up!

It's pancake day next week!

[DB10GOONER]

To all you beautiful girls. Happy Valentine's day.

To all you fat birds, chin up!

It's pancake day next week!

[SPUDMASHER]

I wonder what Cambridge University Netball Team abbreviate their name to?

Alan?

[DB10GOONER]

I wonder what Cambridge University Netball Team abbreviate their name to?

Alan?

Or Sheldon?

[OneBardGooner]

Buzzingaaah!

[g88ner]

come on lefty, we could all do with a laugh mate!

[OneBardGooner]

I wonder what Cambridge University Netball Team abbreviate their name to?

Alan?

You're dyslexic aren't you!

(think about it)