It's all a load of Cannonballs in here! This is the virtual Arsenal pub where you can chat about anything except football. Be warned though, like any pub, the content may not always be suitable for everyone.
Joseph: "Jesus, I don't care who you think you are, go and tidy your room!"
Jesus: "You can't tell me what to do!"
"You're not my Dad."
"I'm my Dad."
Whether your pretend person has a long beard, wears a red suit and drives a sleigh or has a long beard, lives on a cloud and fathered himself, I hope he brings you what you want at Christmas.
Joseph: "Jesus, I don't care who you think you are, go and tidy your room!"
Jesus: "You can't tell me what to do!"
"You're not my Dad."
"I'm my Dad."
Whether your pretend person has a long beard, wears a red suit and drives a sleigh or has a long beard, lives on a cloud and fathered himself, I hope he brings you what you want at Christmas.
Joseph: "Jesus, I don't care who you think you are, go and tidy your room!"
Jesus: "You can't tell me what to do!"
"You're not my Dad."
"I'm my Dad."
Whether your pretend person has a long beard, wears a red suit and drives a sleigh or has a long beard, lives on a cloud and fathered himself, I hope he brings you what you want at Christmas.
One day my dad gave me money to pay the electricity bill but instead i bought a raffle ticket for a brand new car.
When i got home,i explained to my dad what i did and he beat the crap out of me.
But the next day,when my dad woke up and opened the door,outside my house was a brand new car.
We all cried especially me,because the car was from the electricity company,they were there to cut off the electricity, my dad beat the crap out of me again