SteveO 35 wrote: ↑Wed Mar 10, 2021 8:53 pm
Just checking in with my old mucker Rodders that he has kept his 'supplies' dry for tomorrow evening's 'pull your pud' evening in Greece.
Hope the CDs have been dusted down my friend....
I fucking scoff at your North London Derby, roll my eyes at your El Clasico, have nothing but contempt for your Manchester or Merseyside Derby and as for your Old Firm - pure bollocks mate.
The biggest game in Association Football is on tonight baby, The Roddaz/SteveO W.ank-A-Thon Derby, it's Olympiakos time
Dim the lights, run that bath, get out the massage oils, light the scented candles, get the Walrus of Love blasting out of your stereo and lube yourself up to within an inch of your fucking life because it don't get any bigger than this (neither the match or my pecker).
SteveO, I haven't unloaded since the draw and I'm absolutely fucking throbbing down there at the thought of tonight, the second the ref blows to start the game I'm going to explode my undies