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Eboue Can't Defend
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Post by Eboue Can't Defend »

Rebel Gooner,

It's true. That Irish charm can indeed be very inticing. However, I call your 'charm' and raise you a 'Smooth-talking, Seductive Italian Stallion'! 8) :D

Better still, if the ex Mrs Henry likes a bit of the rough stuff, I can quickly evolve into 'Sicilian Mafioso' man!! :shock: :roll:

I think you may have your work cut-out my friend!! :wink: :lol:

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wat if mrs th14 has had enough of the latin dark guy and wants a pale pasty skinned shy irishman who will listen 2 her problems and wit a cute bit of blarney charm her knickers off, woman lov the chat and wit r sexy accent theres just no compition,, sorry ecd :mrgreen: ps green gooners accent from up north would charm any lady he would sound like liam neilson while db10 would hav the whole colin farrell thing.. id be just a quiet country boy like pearse brosnan..shaken not stirred please :D :D :D

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Post by Eboue Can't Defend »

Okay, you win Rebel Gooner. :wink:

See what I mean? :roll: These Irish lads persaude anyone to do almost anything with their enchanting charm and sweet Irish tones!! :roll: :wink: :lol:

I've an idea. How about a couple of you guys duck over to the Middle East and start banging some heads together? :wink: :lol: (that should at the very least clear the way for me to make my move on Thierry's wife!! :wink: )

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Watch out Rebel! ECD is going to go all "Goodfellas" on our white Irish asses. It could be the shoe shine scene all over again :cry: :shock:

A pre match pint in the Pins could turn into a blood bath :(

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Post by Eboue Can't Defend »

I will if I have to in order to win the hand of the fair maiden currently known as Mrs Henry!! Don't force me to!! :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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just open the boot green g,, remember its all irish pubs in highbury.. we,l invite him 4 quiet pint r ten, he sounds big thou and im only small fella :mrgreen:

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rebel gooner wrote:...he sounds big thou and im only small fella :mrgreen:
Aha, another advantage on my side!! She certainly won't notice much difference in that department :roll: , what with me being known as 'el penis grande' by the ladies in my area. 8) :D

Don't worry Rebel Gooner, according to the ladies magazines - although I'm not sure you should believe them - size doesn't always matter!! :oops: :roll: :cry: :lol: :wink:

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Post by gus ceasar is a legend »

Lads dont worry!

I shall be consoling ex Mrs Henry tonight!

Bernie Inn here we come! Prawn cocktail starter!

Steak mushrooms onion rings! All the trimmings!

She cant go wrong the lucky lucky thing!

:lol:

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u sayin us poor paddies hav only r charm boo hoo ecd,, got competition now that gus ceasar has woken up and joined :mrgreen:

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Post by gus ceasar is a legend »

Im gonna bend her over and say........

"Hey Bobby whats the french for I like this guy doing me up the wrong un while the ex hubby fucks off to Barca?"

:lol:

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All_Arsenal_1886 wrote:Belfast boy do you think that Henry will be as good as he was for arsenal when he plays for barca?

im not so sure i do wish him all the best but not going to watch him play for barca i hope Arsenal prove him wrong :lol:
Well I doubt very much that he could be over the hill at 29/30 especially as he was every inch the thoroughbred athlete, but the sunny climes, the slower pace of the Spanish game with definately suit him as he approaches the end of his career!
The change of scenery or the "fresh challenge" as players like to put it nowadays is probably also just what he needs to get motivated cos he certainly seemed to fall out of love with the game, for us anyways, and he'll certainly need to!
Every player realises they have to put in extra effort at a new club as they'll be under close scrutiny from everybody, especially the fans, and in that regard he had become almost untouchable with us, the Barca fans won't be so forgiving in fact I sure he's well aware that he'll never enjoy such tacit immunity again no matter where he goes!

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Especially when he realises Gus is doing his ex up the brown now that he has gone :lol:

Looks like you made all the wrong moves TH14 :wink:

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now now green g. no sex b4 marrige.. gus and eboube r prob good old :mrgreen: catholic boys

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Post by gus ceasar is a legend »

Sod that!

I wanna knob her then rob his house and then sell the lot on ebay!

Sorry Im a bit pissed!

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You are opening up a real treasure chest of jokes there Rebel :lol: :lol:

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