LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
- OneBardGooner
- Posts: 43357
- Joined: Sat Apr 04, 2009 9:41 am
- Location: Close To The Edge
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Me Too! I mean Not Yours I mean Mine - Ex0Mother-In-Law that is... Ohh! You know what I mean..
-
- Posts: 10385
- Joined: Fri Jan 09, 2009 1:07 pm
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
I doOneBardGooner wrote: ↑Fri Mar 17, 2023 10:54 amMe Too! I mean Not Yours I mean Mine - Ex0Mother-In-Law that is... Ohh! You know what I mean..
- OneBardGooner
- Posts: 43357
- Joined: Sat Apr 04, 2009 9:41 am
- Location: Close To The Edge
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
The Late Great Lily Savage (Paul O'Grady) the Only scouser I find funny...
Just watch the first 2 minute soft this and you'll be hooked... (She tells the Wayne Rooney / Granny Shagger story)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7623BJ6ETDU
Just watch the first 2 minute soft this and you'll be hooked... (She tells the Wayne Rooney / Granny Shagger story)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7623BJ6ETDU
-
- Posts: 10385
- Joined: Fri Jan 09, 2009 1:07 pm
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
OneBardGooner wrote: ↑Thu Mar 30, 2023 2:28 pmThe Late Great Lily Savage (Paul O'Grady) the Only scouser I find funny...
Just watch the first 2 minute soft this and you'll be hooked... (She tells the Wayne Rooney / Granny Shagger story)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7623BJ6ETDU
Very funny man
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Very funny!
- DB10GOONER
- Posts: 59657
- Joined: Tue Jan 16, 2007 2:06 pm
- Location: Dublin, Ireland.
- Contact:
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Who was the other tranny sat beside him?OneBardGooner wrote: ↑Thu Mar 30, 2023 2:28 pmThe Late Great Lily Savage (Paul O'Grady) the Only scouser I find funny...
Just watch the first 2 minute soft this and you'll be hooked... (She tells the Wayne Rooney / Granny Shagger story)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7623BJ6ETDU
- OneBardGooner
- Posts: 43357
- Joined: Sat Apr 04, 2009 9:41 am
- Location: Close To The Edge
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Ursula Uggo
-
- Posts: 10385
- Joined: Fri Jan 09, 2009 1:07 pm
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Me. "I want to divorce my wife."
Lawyer. "On what grounds?"
Me. "She's out all night, every night, going from bar to bar."
Lawyer. "Is she an alcoholic or do you think she might be cheating?"
Me. "No, she's looking for me."
Lawyer. "On what grounds?"
Me. "She's out all night, every night, going from bar to bar."
Lawyer. "Is she an alcoholic or do you think she might be cheating?"
Me. "No, she's looking for me."
-
- Posts: 10385
- Joined: Fri Jan 09, 2009 1:07 pm
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Changed the ringtone on my alarm to the hokey cokey.
Took me 20-minutes to get out of bed.
Took me 20-minutes to get out of bed.
-
- Posts: 10385
- Joined: Fri Jan 09, 2009 1:07 pm
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Crufts is back again with Clare Balding.
Surely one of these years she's got to win it.
Surely one of these years she's got to win it.
-
- Posts: 10385
- Joined: Fri Jan 09, 2009 1:07 pm
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
At a wedding in Glasgow I whispered to a guy next to me,
"Isn't the bride a right ugly dog"
"Do you mind. That's my daughter you're talking about"
"I'm sorry, I didn't know you were her father''...
"I'm not . . . I'm her fucking mother.
"Isn't the bride a right ugly dog"
"Do you mind. That's my daughter you're talking about"
"I'm sorry, I didn't know you were her father''...
"I'm not . . . I'm her fucking mother.
-
- Posts: 10385
- Joined: Fri Jan 09, 2009 1:07 pm
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Turn a regular sofa into a sofa bed by simply forgetting your wife?s birthday
-
- Posts: 10385
- Joined: Fri Jan 09, 2009 1:07 pm
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
If you're here for the yodelling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly orderly queue.
-
- Posts: 10385
- Joined: Fri Jan 09, 2009 1:07 pm
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
'Alpacin Caffeine shampoo, German engineering for your hair'
Anyone else concerned about trusting German shower products
Anyone else concerned about trusting German shower products
- OneBardGooner
- Posts: 43357
- Joined: Sat Apr 04, 2009 9:41 am
- Location: Close To The Edge
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Mon Apr 03, 2023 8:30 pmMe. "I want to divorce my wife."
Lawyer. "On what grounds?"
Me. "She's out all night, every night, going from bar to bar."
Lawyer. "Is she an alcoholic or do you think she might be cheating?"
Me. "No, she's looking for me."
All Good Uns Lefty mate, but that one had me choking on my coffee! (Literally) ...