LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

[OneBardGooner]

Me Too! I mean Not Yours I mean Mine - Ex0Mother-In-Law that is... Ohh! You know what I mean..

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

Me Too! I mean Not Yours I mean Mine - Ex0Mother-In-Law that is... Ohh! You know what I mean..

I do

[OneBardGooner]

The Late Great Lily Savage (Paul O'Grady) the Only scouser I find funny...


Just watch the first 2 minute soft this and you'll be hooked... (She tells the Wayne Rooney / Granny Shagger story)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7623BJ6ETDU

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

The Late Great Lily Savage (Paul O'Grady) the Only scouser I find funny...


Just watch the first 2 minute soft this and you'll be hooked... (She tells the Wayne Rooney / Granny Shagger story)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7623BJ6ETDU

Very funny man

[Midz]

Very funny!

[DB10GOONER]

The Late Great Lily Savage (Paul O'Grady) the Only scouser I find funny...


Just watch the first 2 minute soft this and you'll be hooked... (She tells the Wayne Rooney / Granny Shagger story)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7623BJ6ETDU

Who was the other tranny sat beside him?

[OneBardGooner]

Ursula Uggo

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

Me. "I want to divorce my wife."
Lawyer. "On what grounds?"
Me. "She's out all night, every night, going from bar to bar."
Lawyer. "Is she an alcoholic or do you think she might be cheating?"
Me. "No, she's looking for me."

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

Changed the ringtone on my alarm to the hokey cokey.

Took me 20-minutes to get out of bed.

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

Crufts is back again with Clare Balding.
Surely one of these years she's got to win it.

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

At a wedding in Glasgow I whispered to a guy next to me,
"Isn't the bride a right ugly dog"
"Do you mind. That's my daughter you're talking about"
"I'm sorry, I didn't know you were her father''...
"I'm not . . . I'm her fucking mother.

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

Turn a regular sofa into a sofa bed by simply forgetting your wife?s birthday

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

If you're here for the yodelling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly orderly queue.

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

'Alpacin Caffeine shampoo, German engineering for your hair'

Anyone else concerned about trusting German shower products

[OneBardGooner]

Me. "I want to divorce my wife."
Lawyer. "On what grounds?"
Me. "She's out all night, every night, going from bar to bar."
Lawyer. "Is she an alcoholic or do you think she might be cheating?"
Me. "No, she's looking for me."

All Good Uns Lefty mate, but that one had me choking on my coffee! (Literally) ...