Modern Football Bol**cks

As we're unlikely to see terraces again at football, this is the virtual equivalent where you can chat to your hearts content about all football matters and, obviously, Arsenal in particular. This forum encourages all Gooners to visit and contribute so please keep it respectful, clean and topical.
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It's got to the stage where the broadcasters are now complaining that they're paying a fortune for the ball to be out of play and players to be stopping the game every two minutes. We've seen international tournaments and other leagues start playing the 'correct' amount of stoppage time but of course, like VAR, the Premier League make up their own rules and show absolutely no respect for the paying supporters or the viewers, paying a fucking fortune to watch on TV. I read somewhere last season that the Premier League don't like the idea of playing the right amount of stoppage time at the end of halves as it disrupts the pre-paid advertising slots that the broadcasters have sold and it could mean that games which kick-odd earlier in the day could run into the games kicking off later. All to do with this fucking stupid 3:00 blackout and the 17:30 slot or some shit. I think we'll start seeing a 'match time' on the screen and a 'ball in play' clock very soon. It will become something which will have to be dealt with.

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SlySports just showed a very long video clip of the "highlights" of renowned cheat Mike Jasper Dean's career. I know we've all said it before, but Christ what a fucking attention whore the horrible little cùnt was and is. :censored:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Sat Aug 12, 2023 12:04 pm
SlySports just showed a very long video clip of the "highlights" of renowned cheat Mike Jasper Dean's career. I know we've all said it before, but Christ what a fucking attention whore the horrible little cùnt was and is. :censored:
A fucking tribute to a referee? Fuck off. Paid a fortune to blow a whistle and not cheat but they can't manage it most weeks. Stand there whinging about respect, with the power to send players off but accept being called a cúnt and bottle taking action every time. Fuck up a decision but still have twenty cameras to rescue you. Easiest job in the world. No other job has such huge rewards for so little accountability and such tolerance of fraud and cheating. Always fucking moaning about how hard it is when they set the standard for the poor fucking blokes in the parks on a Sunday getting abuse for a tenner because they continually cheat and bottle taking action. Fuck off.

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Sanctimonious Prick who you could tell by the look on his pompous mug that he thought HE was more important than the fuckin' game.


He'll Bump Into some nasty dis-gruntled fan at some point and when he tries to play the 'Do you know who I am' card the cun.t will get a Good Kicking.

I look forward to seeing the pictures in the papers and on Sly News. :wink:

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Melissa fucking Reddy. :roll: :banghead:

Spits out cliché after cliché the she learned from MOTD circa 1995, and all the while sounding like a 5 year old girl doing an impression of an asthmatic mouse on helium. :roll: :censored:

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Speaking of a modern football bollocks as a noun, anyone else spot that PREMIER LEAGUE LEGEND AND SUPERSTAR FOOBLER Jesse "Rapist Features" Lingard has been RELEASED by Forest. :-P

That's RELEASED. Not sold. Not loaned out. Just fucking RELEASED. :oops: :oops:

Hahahahahaha! :coffeespit:

Could not happen to a more deserving diving cheating whining little cùnt. :censored:

Still there's always his own clothing brand, JLingz, to fall back on and - oh hang on..... :lol: :lol: :oops:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Sun Aug 13, 2023 11:32 am
Melissa fucking Reddy. :roll: :banghead:

Spits out cliché after cliché the she learned from MOTD circa 1995, and all the while sounding like a 5 year old girl doing an impression of an asthmatic mouse on helium. :roll: :censored:
Got the job as she is fucking Sadio Mane.

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As tentative news comes out that the Saudi Arabian FA are looking to start negotiations with UEFA about their teams joining the CL, you can also hear the final nail being banged into the coffin!

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Natural Born Gooner wrote:
Wed Aug 16, 2023 6:53 pm
As tentative news comes out that the Saudi Arabian FA are looking to start negotiations with UEFA about their teams joining the CL, you can also hear the final nail being banged into the coffin!
Will be interesting if they had to play an Israeli team. Israel had to join UEFA as no other team in the region would play them.

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We don't have a press / media thread so posting here is as good as anywhere i guess.

Anyway, I spotted this banner on the Metro Arsenal page,

https://metro.co.uk/tag/arsenal-fc/?ico ... lub-badges

I think they need to update it as certain players no longer at our club. :shock:

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Midz wrote:
Wed Aug 23, 2023 7:30 pm
We don't have a press / media thread so posting here is as good as anywhere i guess.

Anyway, I spotted this banner on the Metro Arsenal page,

https://metro.co.uk/tag/arsenal-fc/?ico ... lub-badges

I think they need to update it as certain players no longer at our club. :shock:

Ahhh...you think he's gone, but he hasn't. He's still here, but disguised as a tall German bloke.

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Retro Gunner wrote:
Wed Aug 23, 2023 11:22 pm
Midz wrote:
Wed Aug 23, 2023 7:30 pm
We don't have a press / media thread so posting here is as good as anywhere i guess.

Anyway, I spotted this banner on the Metro Arsenal page,

https://metro.co.uk/tag/arsenal-fc/?ico ... lub-badges

I think they need to update it as certain players no longer at our club. :shock:

Ahhh...you think he's gone, but he hasn't. He's still here, but disguised as a tall German bloke.
:shock: :shock: :shock:


WHAT!!!???


You Don't Mean To Say ...!???


Ohhhh! Myyy Good Goddd!


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OneBardGooner wrote:
Thu Aug 24, 2023 8:51 am
Retro Gunner wrote:
Wed Aug 23, 2023 11:22 pm
Midz wrote:
Wed Aug 23, 2023 7:30 pm
We don't have a press / media thread so posting here is as good as anywhere i guess.

Anyway, I spotted this banner on the Metro Arsenal page,

https://metro.co.uk/tag/arsenal-fc/?ico ... lub-badges

I think they need to update it as certain players no longer at our club. :shock:

Ahhh...you think he's gone, but he hasn't. He's still here, but disguised as a tall German bloke.
:shock: :shock: :shock:


WHAT!!!???


You Don't Mean To Say ...!???


Ohhhh! Myyy Good Goddd!


Image


Have to say, you come up with some good gifs OBG. Do you keep a file of them, because you have fucking loads? The one that cracks me up is that gay, mincing referee who flamboyantly brandishes the card. It cropped up on twitter the other day. Hilarious.

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Thanks RG - No I just try and pick one (online) that best suits the situ or thread etc....


As for The Camp Ref:


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Can you imagine if he reffed a game say at The Millwall ground... or Any of the Prem groups... better Still One of the Derby's NLD... Old Firm etc :D

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OneBardGooner wrote:
Thu Aug 24, 2023 4:55 pm
Thanks RG - No I just try and pick one (online) that best suits the situ or thread etc....


As for The Camp Ref:


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Can you imagine if he reffed a game say at The Millwall ground... or Any of the Prem groups... better Still One of the Derby's NLD... Old Firm etc :D

I don't suppose you know the answer to this, but is it genuine, or is it a comedy sketch? I'd fucking love it to be real, but find it hard to believe that it can be. Fucking funny though. :lol:

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