As we're unlikely to see terraces again at football, this is the virtual equivalent where you can chat to your hearts content about all football matters and, obviously, Arsenal in particular. This forum encourages all Gooners to visit and contribute so please keep it respectful, clean and topical.
"There will be a new ball this season, the Nike Flight, which is "built with Aerowsculpt technology with grooves debased into the casing, to allow air to travel seamlessly around the ball, delivering truer flight"."
Ooh, Aerowsculpt technology.... they are on the cusp of something marvellous there.....
They are starting to sound like those fucking stupid hair product and make up adverts that use semi-fake techical words to impress dyed blond bimbos with shitty orange/brown skin from too much fake tan.
"Our new football uses firming pro-retinol complex to boost and maintain the balls elasticity with individual panels manufactured from Apple stem cell technology and comprised of Adipofillin Complex B to ensure a smooth flight."
"There will be a new ball this season, the Nike Flight, which is "built with Aerowsculpt technology with grooves debased into the casing, to allow air to travel seamlessly around the ball, delivering truer flight"."
Ooh, Aerowsculpt technology.... they are on the cusp of something marvellous there.....
They are starting to sound like those fucking stupid hair product and make up adverts that use semi-fake techical words to impress dyed blond bimbos with shitty orange/brown skin from too much fake tan.
"Our new football uses firming pro-retinol complex to boost and maintain the balls elasticity with individual panels manufactured from Apple stem cell technology and comprised of Adipofillin Complex B to ensure a smooth flight."
And hyaluronic acid for some reason.
It's important to maintain the balls elasticity.
It's always the hyaluronic acid. What the fuck is it with the hyaluronic acid?
Have to agree, ball elasticity is important. Grooming helps.
"There will be a new ball this season, the Nike Flight, which is "built with Aerowsculpt technology with grooves debased into the casing, to allow air to travel seamlessly around the ball, delivering truer flight"."
Ooh, Aerowsculpt technology.... they are on the cusp of something marvellous there.....
They are starting to sound like those fucking stupid hair product and make up adverts that use semi-fake techical words to impress dyed blond bimbos with shitty orange/brown skin from too much fake tan.
"Our new football uses firming pro-retinol complex to boost and maintain the balls elasticity with individual panels manufactured from Apple stem cell technology and comprised of Adipofillin Complex B to ensure a smooth flight."
And hyaluronic acid for some reason.
It's important to maintain the balls elasticity.
It's always the hyaluronic acid. What the fuck is it with the hyaluronic acid?
Have to agree, ball elasticity is important. Grooming helps.
It was bad enough when hyaluronic acid showed up in every haircare and facial product but now it's in toothpaste!
Maybe it makes your teeth look plumper and fuller and reduces the look of fine lines and wrinkles?
Wouldn't it be more of a test of skill if they gave the professional players a really shit ball and then we'd see how good they were? Or give them a square one.
Wouldn't it be more of a test of skill if they gave the professional players a really shit ball and then we'd see how good they were? Or give them a square one.
I’d be well up for that, just to stop the ball bouncing 6 yards off Partey after his first touch.
Vagina of the Match? 
