Mikel Merino

[xgtdec]

South side Dubliner and Gooner would be a bit more accurate on the lottery front!

[Retro Gunner]

Cmon Retro, doesn't your heart feel we're the best too?

I do Midz, it’s why I spend my life frustrated when we don’t punch our weight. For my entire life I’ve longed to see us replicate a 1930s style dominance, but when it’s looked possible the club and/or manager have lacked ambition and made bad decisions. It’s why I’ve got the hard bitten, rather negative mindset.

Still, there’s no other club that I would have wanted to support. True football royalty. To be born an Englishman, a Londoner and a Gooner is to win the lottery of life.

That might get some pushback from one or two of our Irish brothers, even though deep down they know it’s true.

I think you'll find its: to be born a Dubliner and a Gooner is to win the lottery of life, though carrying around a massive schlong can be exhausting.



*and no, "massive schlong" is not a euphemism for "rodders"!

Born a Dubliner eh? I read James Joyce's "The Dubliners" many years ago and it doesn't paint a pretty picture. Mind you, I'm sure you'll blame British rule for that.

As for having a massive schlong, it's a gene thing, so do you have some English blood in you?

Why I never!

This is the thanks I and my countrymen get for years of impregnating your Ingerlish women?

Shameful.... just shameful....

Well, if what you say about schlongs is true, then I must be Irish…..very, very Irish!!

Bejaysus will you look at the size of dat fecking thing!!

[DB10GOONER]

I do Midz, it’s why I spend my life frustrated when we don’t punch our weight. For my entire life I’ve longed to see us replicate a 1930s style dominance, but when it’s looked possible the club and/or manager have lacked ambition and made bad decisions. It’s why I’ve got the hard bitten, rather negative mindset.

Still, there’s no other club that I would have wanted to support. True football royalty. To be born an Englishman, a Londoner and a Gooner is to win the lottery of life.

That might get some pushback from one or two of our Irish brothers, even though deep down they know it’s true.

I think you'll find its: to be born a Dubliner and a Gooner is to win the lottery of life, though carrying around a massive schlong can be exhausting.



*and no, "massive schlong" is not a euphemism for "rodders"!

Born a Dubliner eh? I read James Joyce's "The Dubliners" many years ago and it doesn't paint a pretty picture. Mind you, I'm sure you'll blame British rule for that.

As for having a massive schlong, it's a gene thing, so do you have some English blood in you?

Why I never!

This is the thanks I and my countrymen get for years of impregnating your Ingerlish women?

Shameful.... just shameful....

Well, if what you say about schlongs is true, then I must be Irish…..very, very Irish!!

Bejaysus will you look at the size of dat fecking thing!!

Aw sure the dirty pig of a thing like! Begorrah.

[Retro Gunner]

I think you'll find its: to be born a Dubliner and a Gooner is to win the lottery of life, though carrying around a massive schlong can be exhausting.



*and no, "massive schlong" is not a euphemism for "rodders"!

Born a Dubliner eh? I read James Joyce's "The Dubliners" many years ago and it doesn't paint a pretty picture. Mind you, I'm sure you'll blame British rule for that.

As for having a massive schlong, it's a gene thing, so do you have some English blood in you?

Why I never!

This is the thanks I and my countrymen get for years of impregnating your Ingerlish women?

Shameful.... just shameful....

Well, if what you say about schlongs is true, then I must be Irish…..very, very Irish!!

Bejaysus will you look at the size of dat fecking thing!!

Aw sure the dirty pig of a thing like! Begorrah.

Tell me, as chief mod, are you able to see the surname of a poster?

[OneBardGooner]

Born a Dubliner eh? I read James Joyce's "The Dubliners" many years ago and it doesn't paint a pretty picture. Mind you, I'm sure you'll blame British rule for that.

As for having a massive schlong, it's a gene thing, so do you have some English blood in you?

Why I never!

This is the thanks I and my countrymen get for years of impregnating your Ingerlish women?

Shameful.... just shameful....

Well, if what you say about schlongs is true, then I must be Irish…..very, very Irish!!

Bejaysus will you look at the size of dat fecking thing!!

Aw sure the dirty pig of a thing like! Begorrah.

Tell me, as chief mod, are you able to see the surname of a poster and the size of their Schllong??

[DB10GOONER]

Born a Dubliner eh? I read James Joyce's "The Dubliners" many years ago and it doesn't paint a pretty picture. Mind you, I'm sure you'll blame British rule for that.

As for having a massive schlong, it's a gene thing, so do you have some English blood in you?

Why I never!

This is the thanks I and my countrymen get for years of impregnating your Ingerlish women?

Shameful.... just shameful....

Well, if what you say about schlongs is true, then I must be Irish…..very, very Irish!!

Bejaysus will you look at the size of dat fecking thing!!

Aw sure the dirty pig of a thing like! Begorrah.

Tell me, as chief mod, are you able to see the surname of a poster?

I see everything, I reveal nothing. Like a prude in a strip club, if you will.

[Retro Gunner]

Why I never!

This is the thanks I and my countrymen get for years of impregnating your Ingerlish women?

Shameful.... just shameful....

Well, if what you say about schlongs is true, then I must be Irish…..very, very Irish!!

Bejaysus will you look at the size of dat fecking thing!!

Aw sure the dirty pig of a thing like! Begorrah.

Tell me, as chief mod, are you able to see the surname of a poster?

I see everything, I reveal nothing. Like a prude in a strip club, if you will.

Damn!! I still don't know if my secret is safe.

[augie]

Injured already - seems to be a bad injury too. Broken bone of some sort

[Arsenal Till I Die]

JUST IN via @sr_collings:

Arteta confirms Merino has a shoulder injury.

He is going to be out for a few weeks.

Injury done in first training session.

[IW8Goalmachine]

Injured already - seems to be a bad injury too. Broken bone of some sort

Lucky we didn't pay that extra 20p for him

[IW8Goalmachine]

JUST IN via @sr_collings:

Arteta confirms Merino has a shoulder injury.

He is going to be out for a few weeks.

Injury done in first training session.

He doesn't seem to be the hardman DM we are looking for

[Arsenal Till I Die]

Bad news for Arsenal as Mikel Merino is injured.

“He has a shoulder injury and it looks like he will be out for a few weeks”.

“He landed on the floor and Gabi landed on top of him, it's a fracture probably”, Arteta says via @NizaarKinsella.

[the playing mantis]

Fucking joke. Gabriel useless lump.

Weeks read months. What a waste of time. Looms like Eddie staying and no forward. I'm done.

Sure we will likely do well for a while but the complete lack of strengthening will bite yet again and we will fall short. So predictable its boring.

Yes grateful we are better but what's the point if you don't go the whole hog.

[Arsenal Till I Die]

Wouldn’t be surprised if during, or just after, the international break we confirm the injury wasn’t “as bad as first feared” and he’s in the squad for the Spurs game.

[Natural Born Gooner]

Is his name Kim Kallstrom?