Pimped up fat beer bellied arseholes H Sun May 18th KO 430pm

[OneBardGooner]

Jason Tindall is definitely the most annoying person in football..Sorry Carra and Neville, but this fake tanned c*nt beats both of you.
Mr " Club Tropicanna, look at me I'm famous " is constantly breaking the only one person in the technical area rule. However he is never questioned over it by officials or media.
Hate the sight of him and Howe.

You honestly think Tindall is more annoying than our Spanish wanker .The man who thinks every game we have lost since he became Arsenal manager has been down to referees and injuries. The man who thinks we didnt need to sign a striker, the man who bought Havertz and gave Sterling £175k a week to sit on the bench. No one comes close to Wengers bastard son

Yes I do think Tindall is more annoying, based on his personality not football management ability.

Have to agree. Tindall is a complete fuckhead.

Second on my list would probably be our set piece coach. Such an attention whore.

Also, He is so short he doesn't even qualify as an Ewoks DB... like you and me !

[Ray C]

Avitz still breathing - not good news. Play anyone else.
Settle for 1 - 1.

[augie]

In a season that had no meaningful title race, and had no meaningful relegation battle, I have to admit that the battle for top 5 is great Cunting chavs winning last night pissed me off big time, but hopefully forest beat the shammers tomorrow and then beat the chavs next week in nottingham, and that will be enough to knock chav c.unts out of top 5 Honestly if results go as expected over the next few days, next weekend could be explosive cos nobody knows who will finish top 5. Our unexpected draw in dipperland allied to citeeh dropping 2pts last weekend means that even 3pts in our last 2 games should be enough for us, but after that it is a minefield as to who gets the other 3 spots. Realistically you would have to expect citeeh to qualify (although bournemouth at home Tuesday night could be tricky) cos they have fulham last game, but the others all have potential banana skin games next weekend.

Unlike some of you I really like bruno guimaraes and would love to see him playing in our midfield and I think he would improve our midfield big time. I do however hate that dan burn c.unt and that cheating scouse c.unt that they have on the wing, so I would be quite happy to see either or both of them snapped in half tomorrow.

I also dont see much difference between tindell and our set piece coach - both are attention seeking wh*res imo. The thing about our set piece coach is that early in the season he was getting loads of praise for the amount of goals we score from set pieces, but in recent weeks I heard a stat that said that 48% of goals we concede are from set pieces too - does the c.unt only work on attacking set pieces, or how is he not called out on our woeful record defending set pieces ??

I dont see us winning tomorrow cos we are not on a good run of form the last few months, and the best I can see happening is a 2-2 draw

[Reno Gooner]

Apparently Havertz might play. According to Arteta he has "destroyed all the metrics in the gym" Power pace acceleration.......he's a whole new man, a credit to him and the fantastic gym staff...blah, blah, blah. You'd think Arteta was putting out runway models.

More meaningless waffle from a man completely devoid of ideas.You can maybe, maybe slightly increase your speed but I guarantee you Havertz
still won't be quick enough, nor score enough. I wish Arteta would take his gaggle of misfits and disappear forever. I'm beginning to lothe the man.

[Red Army 2]

Apparently Havertz might play. According to Arteta he has "destroyed all the metrics in the gym" Power pace acceleration.......he's a whole new man, a credit to him and the fantastic gym staff...blah, blah, blah. You'd think Arteta was putting out runway models.

More meaningless waffle from a man completely devoid of ideas.You can maybe, maybe slightly increase your speed but I guarantee you Havertz
still won't be quick enough, nor score enough. I wish Arteta would take his gaggle of misfits and disappear forever. I'm beginning to lothe the man.

hes full of shite.....all bluff and PR.... the best team in europe was a terrible comment...really poor from a manager of the Arsenal...wheres your class?

havertz aint the answer, we need 2 strikers one a proper goalsorer plus a winger plus a top quality partner for Rice, and another keeper

lets see who we get, i suspect another drawn out saga with us not stumping up the asking price again....so fucking boring

anyone could see Eze was quality at QPR years ago....wheres our scouting?

[augie]

Apparently Havertz might play. According to Arteta he has "destroyed all the metrics in the gym" Power pace acceleration.......he's a whole new man, a credit to him and the fantastic gym staff...blah, blah, blah. You'd think Arteta was putting out runway models.

More meaningless waffle from a man completely devoid of ideas.You can maybe, maybe slightly increase your speed but I guarantee you Havertz
still won't be quick enough, nor score enough. I wish Arteta would take his gaggle of misfits and disappear forever. I'm beginning to lothe the man.

It wasnt fcuking metrics that made him miss those easy chances against a shit manure team in the fa cup - it was the fact that he never was and never will be a prolific striker who can score consistently at the highest level. I'd sell him in the summer if it was my decision, but the disappearing captain needs to be the first out the door

[Perryashburtongroves]

Apparently Havertz might play. According to Arteta he has "destroyed all the metrics in the gym" Power pace acceleration.......he's a whole new man, a credit to him and the fantastic gym staff...blah, blah, blah. You'd think Arteta was putting out runway models.

More meaningless waffle from a man completely devoid of ideas.You can maybe, maybe slightly increase your speed but I guarantee you Havertz
still won't be quick enough, nor score enough. I wish Arteta would take his gaggle of misfits and disappear forever. I'm beginning to lothe the man.

Destroyed all the metrics? Presumably they don't have metrics for kicking it in a goal or heading it in a goal from three yards out.

[Limerick Gooner]

If you think football works on metrics and expected goals statistics then you don’t understand football. Players and sides who can’t do it under pressure will always let you down. We seem to have a lot of them!

[rodders999]

Fuck these chopper c.unts and everything about them. The 2 nonces on the touch line, another 2 cloggers going around midfield kicking everything in sight with impunity and Donkey Dan elbowing and dragging down anything that comes near him at the back. Reffed properly they’d be in the relegation zone FFS.

Must win game today, end of. Put those fucking c.unts back in their box with a serious beating. Then we can turn up to Southampton next week on the beach with our peckers in our hands.

But these pricks must be put to the sword first

[OneBardGooner]

Fuck these chopper c.unts and everything about them. The 2 nonces on the touch line, another 2 cloggers going around midfield kicking everything in sight with impunity and Donkey Dan elbowing and dragging down anything that comes near him at the back. Reffed properly they’d be in the relegation zone FFS.

Must win game today, end of. Put those fucking c.unts back in their box with a serious beating. Then we can turn up to Southampton next week on the beach with our peckers in our hands.

But these pricks must be put to the sword first

Yup! Just remember to rub in Lot's of Factor 30 Sun Tan Cream.

[rodders999]

Absolutely one bard - from base to helmet

Is it just 3 wins our last 11 league games or did I dream that? Anyway our league form went off a cliff edge so today’s today to return to winning ways by annihilating these C.UNTS

[OneBardGooner]

We are going to DESTROY These Dirty No Mark Cũnts Today....We WILL Turn Up and Fuck Them without Mercy and without any Lube! And send their whiney gobshite fatcunt inbred fans back to their dilapidated hovels to shag their sisters and eat dead rats for breakfast.


5 - 1 !



Oh! And expect handbags ... Then some Fisticuffs after Guimarães does his usual Elbow in the opponents jaw & neck (Off the ball of course) and FAT SWEATY SMIRKING CŨNT Simon (I'm about to keel over from Obesity) Hooper does the usual Fuck-All about it. Or when Tonali, Burn aka: Dumb as Fuck THUG or Schar kick nine coins of shit out of Saka in their pre-planned "Rotational Kicking" system...Then of course we'll see Tindall the Nonce give it verbals having stood the whole time without the 4th Official neither Say or Do anything...


* The referee is FAT SWEATY SMIRKING CŨNT Simon (I'm about to keel over from Obesity) Hooper. Who waits till one of ours breathes too hard in the wrong direction then gives said player a Yellow Card; knowing full well he HAS TO following orders from Howard Arab Cock-Sucking Webb (in receipt of Arab Money AND Gifts) to then wait for an opportune moment to then either give said player a 2nd Yellow tor a Straight Red. VAR is overseen by Michael Salisbury assisted by Marc Perry, both known to have Cataracts, also Mouth Sores from sucking Howard Webbs diseased Cock. *

[Natural Born Gooner]

Arsenal starting XI vs Newcastle: Raya, White, Saliba, Kiwior, Lewis-Skelly, Partey, Rice, Ødegaard, Saka, Martinelli, Trossard

Havertz on the bench

Potentially no Isak for the Choppers

[mcdowell42]

Arsenal: Raya, White, Saliba, Kiwior, Lewis-Skelly, Partey, Rice, Odegaard, Saka, Martinelli, Trossard.

Subs: Neto, Calafiori, Tierney, Zinchenko, Jorginho, Henry-Francis, Nwaneri, Sterling, Havertz.

No Isak in the squad for them, maybe he's in our boardroom talking about signing for us

[Midz]

Great news for us there's no Isak as he was the most likely to rip our defence a new one.

Win this and we pretty much guarantee 2nd place (again). Cmon Arsenal!