Yup! It's called the Wenger Method. All he needs do now is shag a Frog DJ (gender not important).
He's already talking nonsensical bollocks
Divide the Fanbase
Develop an Arrogance that makes one Vomit when you see his smirking mug and / or hear his voice
Become a Demi-god to the new short term fans who know fuck-all about football
He has demonstrated he doesn't have the Salts to admit when he has got things Wrong
He clearly doesn't have the (Managerial & Coaching) skills to make In-game changes to players and tactics to counter the opposing Manager and Team
Surround himself with 'Yes' men players who won't challenge his decisions

Because if they do they're Benched, loaned or Let Go
Sign some useless players on silly wages so we have trouble getting them off our books
Make himself Un-sackable even though it is clear he isn't up-to-the-job
Fuck-Up several Opportunities to Win the FA Cup, The League Cup, The Prem Title and CL because of Over-playing the Best Players and by Not Rotating to the point where those 'Best Players' then get injured and become un-playable for Months
Finish in the Top Four
All he now needs to do is:
Come up with a Spanish version of TOF's "Well Errrrr!"
Have trouble with his Zip on the Touchline (Oooh! Errr Missus !

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Learn how to kick & successfully convert a Water Bottle in the Dug Out
* (Even though in Fairness he has managed to get sent to the stands for calling the Ref and Cūnt)
and the 'handover' will be complete.
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