LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

“You can’t lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, then what you’ve lost is a pigeon.”

[Midz]

I went to a pet shop and put a sign saying 'Chameleon' next to an empty cage ......

[OneBardGooner]

I went to a pet shop and put a sign saying 'Chameleon' next to an empty cage ......

Can't see the harm in it!

[OneBardGooner]

Suffolk Police have confirmed that a man who fell into a combine-harvester..while trying to steal it...has been bailed!!

That's the last straw!

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

Suffolk Police have confirmed that a man who fell into a combine-harvester..while trying to steal it...has been bailed!!

That's the last straw!

Hay that's good

[OneBardGooner]

Suffolk Police have confirmed that a man who fell into a combine-harvester..while trying to steal it...has been bailed!!

That's the last straw!

Hay that's good

I should have known not to cross Comedic swords with you mate!


Foiled again!

[DB10GOONER]

“You can’t lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, then what you’ve lost is a pigeon.”