Other Matches Thread

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Re: Other Matches Thread

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Retro Gunner wrote:
Wed Jun 25, 2025 7:33 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Wed Jun 25, 2025 7:27 pm
the playing mantis wrote:
Wed Jun 25, 2025 11:24 am
And apparently the released laca!

He's better than Jesus and havertz!
That's like saying sucking a dog's cock is preferable to sucking a horse's cock. :-P



But you know, whatever turns you on ya dirty bitch. :lol: :wink:

I believe he's from Colchester. That kind of thing goes on up there in East Anglia. He's what you might call a "culchie".

:lol: :wink:
Colchester is not in East Anglia I will have you know. Spiritually/culturally yes, technically no.

Now f off and let me lament parteys potential departure in peace :(

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Retro Gunner wrote:
Wed Jun 25, 2025 7:46 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Wed Jun 25, 2025 7:36 pm
Retro Gunner wrote:
Wed Jun 25, 2025 7:33 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Wed Jun 25, 2025 7:27 pm
the playing mantis wrote:
Wed Jun 25, 2025 11:24 am
And apparently the released laca!

He's better than Jesus and havertz!
That's like saying sucking a dog's cock is preferable to sucking a horse's cock. :-P



But you know, whatever turns you on ya dirty bitch. :lol: :wink:

I believe he's from Colchester. That kind of thing goes on up there in East Anglia. He's what you might call a "culchie".

:lol: :wink:
:lol: :lol:

Aaahh right. Like augie. :lol: :wink:

:lol: :lol:

Do they marry their sisters in augie's parts too. Where Mantis is from, forget high fiving, they put their hand up and say "Give me six."

"I'm not very clever, but I can lift heavy things."

:lol: :wink:
:lol: :lol:

In augie's part of the country the predominance of sister marrying has led to the phenomenon of six toes.... on each hand. :shock:

:D :wink:

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the playing mantis wrote:
Wed Jun 25, 2025 10:26 pm
Retro Gunner wrote:
Wed Jun 25, 2025 7:46 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Wed Jun 25, 2025 7:36 pm
Retro Gunner wrote:
Wed Jun 25, 2025 7:33 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Wed Jun 25, 2025 7:27 pm


That's like saying sucking a dog's cock is preferable to sucking a horse's cock. :-P



But you know, whatever turns you on ya dirty bitch. :lol: :wink:

I believe he's from Colchester. That kind of thing goes on up there in East Anglia. He's what you might call a "culchie".

:lol: :wink:
:lol: :lol:

Aaahh right. Like augie. :lol: :wink:

:lol: :lol:

Do they marry their sisters in augie's parts too. Where Mantis is from, forget high fiving, they put their hand up and say "Give me six."

"I'm not very clever, but I can lift heavy things."

:lol: :wink:

Ooh you tranny dwarves won't be laughing when partey re-signs on a free, come on Thomas sign on!
:shock:

That's just completely uncalled for. And quite evil.

:lol: :wink:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Thu Jun 26, 2025 3:02 am
Retro Gunner wrote:
Wed Jun 25, 2025 7:46 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Wed Jun 25, 2025 7:36 pm
Retro Gunner wrote:
Wed Jun 25, 2025 7:33 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Wed Jun 25, 2025 7:27 pm


That's like saying sucking a dog's cock is preferable to sucking a horse's cock. :-P



But you know, whatever turns you on ya dirty bitch. :lol: :wink:

I believe he's from Colchester. That kind of thing goes on up there in East Anglia. He's what you might call a "culchie".

:lol: :wink:
:lol: :lol:

Aaahh right. Like augie. :lol: :wink:

:lol: :lol:

Do they marry their sisters in augie's parts too. Where Mantis is from, forget high fiving, they put their hand up and say "Give me six."

"I'm not very clever, but I can lift heavy things."

:lol: :wink:
:lol: :lol:

In augie's part of the country the predominance of sister marrying has led to the phenomenon of six toes.... on each hand. :shock:

:D :wink:
:lol:

Feet for hands. I have heard tell of such things. Let’s hope rural Ireland and rural England never meet and produce progeny. That could be truly terrifying.

Mind you, it might have happened….I think they’re called spurs supporters.

:lol:

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the playing mantis wrote:
Wed Jun 25, 2025 10:28 pm
Retro Gunner wrote:
Wed Jun 25, 2025 7:33 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Wed Jun 25, 2025 7:27 pm
the playing mantis wrote:
Wed Jun 25, 2025 11:24 am
And apparently the released laca!

He's better than Jesus and havertz!
That's like saying sucking a dog's cock is preferable to sucking a horse's cock. :-P



But you know, whatever turns you on ya dirty bitch. :lol: :wink:

I believe he's from Colchester. That kind of thing goes on up there in East Anglia. He's what you might call a "culchie".

:lol: :wink:
Colchester is not in East Anglia I will have you know. Spiritually/culturally yes, technically no.

Now f off and let me lament parteys potential departure in peace :(

It’s those old “spiritual and cultural” genes that are the problem Mantis. On the odd occasion I’ve been to East Anglia, the locals made the hillbillies in Deliverance look like erudite, cosmopolitan city dwellers.

:lol: :wink:

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Retro Gunner wrote:
Thu Jun 26, 2025 11:37 am
the playing mantis wrote:
Wed Jun 25, 2025 10:28 pm
Retro Gunner wrote:
Wed Jun 25, 2025 7:33 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Wed Jun 25, 2025 7:27 pm
the playing mantis wrote:
Wed Jun 25, 2025 11:24 am
And apparently the released laca!

He's better than Jesus and havertz!
That's like saying sucking a dog's cock is preferable to sucking a horse's cock. :-P



But you know, whatever turns you on ya dirty bitch. :lol: :wink:

I believe he's from Colchester. That kind of thing goes on up there in East Anglia. He's what you might call a "culchie".

:lol: :wink:
Colchester is not in East Anglia I will have you know. Spiritually/culturally yes, technically no.

Now f off and let me lament parteys potential departure in peace :(

It’s those old “spiritual and cultural” genes that are the problem Mantis. On the odd occasion I’ve been to East Anglia, the locals made the hillbillies in Deliverance look like erudite, cosmopolitan city dwellers.

:lol: :wink:

my neighbour really did have a webbed foot and there is worse (no she isnt my frigging sister :D )

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Retro Gunner wrote:
Thu Jun 26, 2025 11:37 am
the playing mantis wrote:
Wed Jun 25, 2025 10:28 pm
Retro Gunner wrote:
Wed Jun 25, 2025 7:33 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Wed Jun 25, 2025 7:27 pm
the playing mantis wrote:
Wed Jun 25, 2025 11:24 am
And apparently the released laca!

He's better than Jesus and havertz!
That's like saying sucking a dog's cock is preferable to sucking a horse's cock. :-P



But you know, whatever turns you on ya dirty bitch. :lol: :wink:

I believe he's from Colchester. That kind of thing goes on up there in East Anglia. He's what you might call a "culchie".

:lol: :wink:
Colchester is not in East Anglia I will have you know. Spiritually/culturally yes, technically no.

Now f off and let me lament parteys potential departure in peace :(

It’s those old “spiritual and cultural” genes that are the problem Mantis. On the odd occasion I’ve been to East Anglia, the locals made the hillbillies in Deliverance look like erudite, cosmopolitan city dwellers.

:lol: :wink:
Such horrible lies.

Almost as bad as those you spout dissing poor old Thomas

Why must you tell such horrible lies!!

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It’s those old “spiritual and cultural” genes that are the problem Mantis. On the odd occasion I’ve been to East Anglia, the locals made the hillbillies in Deliverance look like erudite, cosmopolitan city dwellers.

Oi watch it , Iv'e been here for best part of 45 years , I am nearly accepted.

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shu wrote:
Thu Jun 26, 2025 12:15 pm
Retro Gunner wrote:
Thu Jun 26, 2025 11:37 am
the playing mantis wrote:
Wed Jun 25, 2025 10:28 pm
Retro Gunner wrote:
Wed Jun 25, 2025 7:33 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Wed Jun 25, 2025 7:27 pm


That's like saying sucking a dog's cock is preferable to sucking a horse's cock. :-P



But you know, whatever turns you on ya dirty bitch. :lol: :wink:

I believe he's from Colchester. That kind of thing goes on up there in East Anglia. He's what you might call a "culchie".

:lol: :wink:
Colchester is not in East Anglia I will have you know. Spiritually/culturally yes, technically no.

Now f off and let me lament parteys potential departure in peace :(

It’s those old “spiritual and cultural” genes that are the problem Mantis. On the odd occasion I’ve been to East Anglia, the locals made the hillbillies in Deliverance look like erudite, cosmopolitan city dwellers.

:lol: :wink:

my neighbour really did have a webbed foot and there is worse (no she isnt my frigging sister :D )

:lol: :lol:

Cousin??

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the playing mantis wrote:
Thu Jun 26, 2025 2:06 pm
Retro Gunner wrote:
Thu Jun 26, 2025 11:37 am
the playing mantis wrote:
Wed Jun 25, 2025 10:28 pm
Retro Gunner wrote:
Wed Jun 25, 2025 7:33 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Wed Jun 25, 2025 7:27 pm


That's like saying sucking a dog's cock is preferable to sucking a horse's cock. :-P



But you know, whatever turns you on ya dirty bitch. :lol: :wink:

I believe he's from Colchester. That kind of thing goes on up there in East Anglia. He's what you might call a "culchie".

:lol: :wink:
Colchester is not in East Anglia I will have you know. Spiritually/culturally yes, technically no.

Now f off and let me lament parteys potential departure in peace :(

It’s those old “spiritual and cultural” genes that are the problem Mantis. On the odd occasion I’ve been to East Anglia, the locals made the hillbillies in Deliverance look like erudite, cosmopolitan city dwellers.

:lol: :wink:
Such horrible lies.

Almost as bad as those you spout dissing poor old Thomas

Why must you tell such horrible lies!!

As you know, the truth usually hurts.

Don't worry Mantis, I once worked with a bloke from Colchester and he would proudly tell us how it was Britain's oldest recorded town. Fuck all else to boast about though. :lol: :wink:

He was a Colchester Utd fan and would get rather defensive about it when people laughed and would always say "My home town club." :lol:

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A11M11 wrote:
Thu Jun 26, 2025 3:39 pm
It’s those old “spiritual and cultural” genes that are the problem Mantis. On the odd occasion I’ve been to East Anglia, the locals made the hillbillies in Deliverance look like erudite, cosmopolitan city dwellers.

Oi watch it , Iv'e been here for best part of 45 years , I am nearly accepted.

Tell us A11, did you have to "squeal like a pig" to earn acceptance??

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:coffeespit: :lol: :lol: :barscarf:

There are too many hilarious posts to respond to individually! Genuinely put a big smile on my face. Top work, lads! 8)

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City are winning the League this season.

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