As we're unlikely to see terraces again at football, this is the virtual equivalent where you can chat to your hearts content about all football matters and, obviously, Arsenal in particular. This forum encourages all Gooners to visit and contribute so please keep it respectful, clean and topical.
That's like saying sucking a dog's cock is preferable to sucking a horse's cock.
But you know, whatever turns you on ya dirty bitch.
I believe he's from Colchester. That kind of thing goes on up there in East Anglia. He's what you might call a "culchie".
Aaahh right. Like augie.
Do they marry their sisters in augie's parts too. Where Mantis is from, forget high fiving, they put their hand up and say "Give me six."
"I'm not very clever, but I can lift heavy things."
In augie's part of the country the predominance of sister marrying has led to the phenomenon of six toes.... on each hand.
Feet for hands. I have heard tell of such things. Let’s hope rural Ireland and rural England never meet and produce progeny. That could be truly terrifying.
Mind you, it might have happened….I think they’re called spurs supporters.
That's like saying sucking a dog's cock is preferable to sucking a horse's cock.
But you know, whatever turns you on ya dirty bitch.
I believe he's from Colchester. That kind of thing goes on up there in East Anglia. He's what you might call a "culchie".
Colchester is not in East Anglia I will have you know. Spiritually/culturally yes, technically no.
Now f off and let me lament parteys potential departure in peace
It’s those old “spiritual and cultural” genes that are the problem Mantis. On the odd occasion I’ve been to East Anglia, the locals made the hillbillies in Deliverance look like erudite, cosmopolitan city dwellers.
That's like saying sucking a dog's cock is preferable to sucking a horse's cock.
But you know, whatever turns you on ya dirty bitch.
I believe he's from Colchester. That kind of thing goes on up there in East Anglia. He's what you might call a "culchie".
Colchester is not in East Anglia I will have you know. Spiritually/culturally yes, technically no.
Now f off and let me lament parteys potential departure in peace
It’s those old “spiritual and cultural” genes that are the problem Mantis. On the odd occasion I’ve been to East Anglia, the locals made the hillbillies in Deliverance look like erudite, cosmopolitan city dwellers.
my neighbour really did have a webbed foot and there is worse (no she isnt my frigging sister )
That's like saying sucking a dog's cock is preferable to sucking a horse's cock.
But you know, whatever turns you on ya dirty bitch.
I believe he's from Colchester. That kind of thing goes on up there in East Anglia. He's what you might call a "culchie".
Colchester is not in East Anglia I will have you know. Spiritually/culturally yes, technically no.
Now f off and let me lament parteys potential departure in peace
It’s those old “spiritual and cultural” genes that are the problem Mantis. On the odd occasion I’ve been to East Anglia, the locals made the hillbillies in Deliverance look like erudite, cosmopolitan city dwellers.
Such horrible lies.
Almost as bad as those you spout dissing poor old Thomas
It’s those old “spiritual and cultural” genes that are the problem Mantis. On the odd occasion I’ve been to East Anglia, the locals made the hillbillies in Deliverance look like erudite, cosmopolitan city dwellers.
Oi watch it , Iv'e been here for best part of 45 years , I am nearly accepted.
That's like saying sucking a dog's cock is preferable to sucking a horse's cock.
But you know, whatever turns you on ya dirty bitch.
I believe he's from Colchester. That kind of thing goes on up there in East Anglia. He's what you might call a "culchie".
Colchester is not in East Anglia I will have you know. Spiritually/culturally yes, technically no.
Now f off and let me lament parteys potential departure in peace
It’s those old “spiritual and cultural” genes that are the problem Mantis. On the odd occasion I’ve been to East Anglia, the locals made the hillbillies in Deliverance look like erudite, cosmopolitan city dwellers.
my neighbour really did have a webbed foot and there is worse (no she isnt my frigging sister )
That's like saying sucking a dog's cock is preferable to sucking a horse's cock.
But you know, whatever turns you on ya dirty bitch.
I believe he's from Colchester. That kind of thing goes on up there in East Anglia. He's what you might call a "culchie".
Colchester is not in East Anglia I will have you know. Spiritually/culturally yes, technically no.
Now f off and let me lament parteys potential departure in peace
It’s those old “spiritual and cultural” genes that are the problem Mantis. On the odd occasion I’ve been to East Anglia, the locals made the hillbillies in Deliverance look like erudite, cosmopolitan city dwellers.
Such horrible lies.
Almost as bad as those you spout dissing poor old Thomas
Why must you tell such horrible lies!!
As you know, the truth usually hurts.
Don't worry Mantis, I once worked with a bloke from Colchester and he would proudly tell us how it was Britain's oldest recorded town. Fuck all else to boast about though.
He was a Colchester Utd fan and would get rather defensive about it when people laughed and would always say "My home town club."
It’s those old “spiritual and cultural” genes that are the problem Mantis. On the odd occasion I’ve been to East Anglia, the locals made the hillbillies in Deliverance look like erudite, cosmopolitan city dwellers.
Oi watch it , Iv'e been here for best part of 45 years , I am nearly accepted.
Tell us A11, did you have to "squeal like a pig" to earn acceptance??
Hate to say this because I despise City and what they are about....but them winning it is better than Victims FC winning a corner kick..
I will leave Dublin and move to outer Mongolia if Liverpool win it again..It was/is fucking unbearable.
Hate to say this because I despise City and what they are about....but them winning it is better than Victims FC winning a corner kick..
I will leave Dublin and move to outer Mongolia if Liverpool win it again..It was/is fucking unbearable.
Ah, thinking about life improvements eh BWK?
Look, I’ve given it to the East Anglians, so only fair that I stick it to the Dubs as well.
