Viktor Gyökeres - aka ‘Biggus Vikkus,’ ‘Big Cock Gyok,’ ‘Gyogi Bear’

[Arsenal Till I Die]

[Bradywasking]

Is Vic there? Who remembers the song?

Yes, yes I do

Without resorting to Google, wasn't it Department S?

Correct, I did resort to Google though.

[Kingralph]

When it seemed like it was a toss up (fnar fnar) between Gyökeres and Sesko over who we would sign, I nailed my colours firmly to the Gyökeres mast. Let’s hope my blind faith is worth it!

Welcome, big Vik!

[Midz]

Welcome to the Arsenal Viktor, the very best of luck to you. Looking forward to seeing you rack up those goals.

[DB10GOONER]

I honestly don't know if he'll be a success or a dismal failure but right now I'm delighted we've signed him and am actually looking forward to this season and seeing him bang in some proper striker type goals. Fingers crossed he lives up to expectations.

Gyogi Bear for the Golden Boot!

[the playing mantis]

[KingHenry]

Wonder how long b4 the 1st whinging starts about this signing

Arteta drinking at the last chance saloon. If he doesn't win the league next year he's gone

[mcdowell42]

Wonder how long b4 the 1st whinging starts about this signing

Arteta drinking at the last chance saloon. If he doesn't win the league next year he's gone

That took longer than I thought

[TeeCee]

5 mins in and there's talk of failure already!?

No wonder mental health is an issue these days, people start from a point of failure and go downhill from there! Be positive guys, it's a much more fun place to be

With Big Dick Vik and Big Balls Berta, everyone is fucked this season!!

[Nick Nack]

Is Vic there? Who remembers the song?

Yes, yes I do

Without resorting to Google, wasn't it Department S?

Correct, I did resort to Google though.

I knew the old grey matter was still working

Although I'm not sure renembering obscure punk numbers from the 1980s qualifies

[Nick Nack]

I hope he comes in and smashes it up from the first game

We've been crying out for an out and out goal scoring striker for years and now he's here

Come on Big Viktor Gyokeres (BVG)

[OneBardGooner]

Wonder how long b4 the 1st whinging starts about this signing

And by WHO !!!? My Money's On.... Yeah! You Guessed it!

[OneBardGooner]

I honestly don't know if he'll be a success or a dismal failure but right now I'm delighted we've signed him and am actually looking forward to this season and seeing him bang in some proper striker type goals. Fingers crossed he lives up to expectations.

Gyogi Bear for the Golden Boot!

[OneBardGooner]

Wonder how long b4 the 1st whinging starts about this signing

Arteta drinking at the last chance saloon. If he doesn't win the league next year he's gone

[OneBardGooner]