Favourite sayings...

Exiled in Cornwall · Post by **Exiled in Cornwall** » Mon Aug 04, 2008 7:33 am

When youre dying for a shit

I have a "flickering dump caption", will be funnier if you work in the aviation environment

gooner_4_Life 1991 · Post by **gooner_4_Life 1991** » Mon Aug 04, 2008 8:52 am

olgitgooner wrote:A name for the floaters that re-appear, after you have flushed the toilet......

James Bond.

"So, Mister Bond, we meet again."

U.F.G Anfield '89 · Post by **U.F.G Anfield '89** » Mon Aug 04, 2008 1:07 pm

another one for having a shit: just going to do some brick laying.
having a slash: going to point the pink pistol at the porcelain firing range (credit to that one goes to the excellent comedy series Spaced.)

finally my own favourite proverb

give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. give a man a poisoned fish and he'll eat for the rest of his life.

Its Up 4 Grabs Now · Post by **Its Up 4 Grabs Now** » Mon Aug 04, 2008 1:43 pm

Sometimes refer to taking a shit as â€œvisiting Brixtonâ€

redstevo · Post by **redstevo** » Mon Aug 04, 2008 1:54 pm

when you're nudging gusset crimping a length is the best option! to make sure that one of bungles fingers flush you may have to break moby dicks back!!

Wayno · Post by **Wayno** » Mon Aug 04, 2008 1:56 pm

Up the Gary

Wayno · Post by **Wayno** » Mon Aug 04, 2008 1:57 pm

Having an Eartha

U.F.G Anfield '89 · Post by **U.F.G Anfield '89** » Mon Aug 04, 2008 2:25 pm

[quote]Also, a friend of mine whose fiance is Japanese refers to going down on her as â€œopening a can of Yellow-Fin Tunaâ€

gus ceasar is a legend · Mon Aug 04, 2008 2:30 pm

Driving the pig skinned bus into tuna town!

Post by **SPUDMASHER** » Mon Aug 04, 2008 2:32 pm

gus ceasar is a legend wrote:Driving the pig skinned bus into tuna town!

Bet you'd rather drive it to Brixton

My Left Foot · Post by **My Left Foot** » Mon Aug 04, 2008 2:48 pm

Having a *****;

Evicting the unborn

U.F.G Anfield '89 · Post by **U.F.G Anfield '89** » Mon Aug 04, 2008 2:58 pm

bashing the bishop.

Its Up 4 Grabs Now · Post by **Its Up 4 Grabs Now** » Mon Aug 04, 2008 5:09 pm

Once described Theo as having â€œtripped over more balls than a midget with a swollen scrotum!â€

olgitgooner · Post by **olgitgooner** » Mon Aug 04, 2008 8:02 pm

When admiring a young lady, with a view to having sexual intercourse,

"I wouldn't mind giving HER a splodge!"

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 2:10 pm

SPUDMASHER wrote:Or even "Mr Brown Turtles poking his head out"

And if you have a little accident;

"Just vaporised the Turtle's head!"