Thems is fighting words there, Mr Gould!!MK Gould wrote:Well done, All_Arsenal_1886!!!
You've actually overtaken DB10Gooner.....once you've taken off all his double posts!

Actually that reminds me of a joke...
This timid little accountant leaves the city and the rat race and moves into an old isolated house out in the woods of Alabama. His redneck neighbour calls over. The neighbour is about 6'5" tall and clocks in at 300 lbs of pure muscle.
The neighbour says, "Howdy, boy. Came over to invite y'all to a party at my place tonight."
"Great," says the accountant. "I can't wait to meet my new neighbours!"
"Well," says the redneck, "I oughta warn ya. There's gonna be some drinking. We like the drinking in these here parts."
"That's fine," says the accountant. " I can hold my drink with the best of them."
"Ok," says the redneck. "But I oughta warn ya, there may be some fighting. Folks a here abouts can get a might mean with the drinking."
"No problem," says the accountant. "I'm a fifth Dan black belt in Karate. I can take care of myself."
"Ok," says the redneck. " But I oughta warn ya, there's probably gonna be alot of casual sex at this here party."
The accountant thinks for a moment and then decides what the hell. "Sure," he says. "Ok. I'll try anything once! What should I wear then? Formal or informal?"
"Don't matter much," says the redneck. "Only gonna be the two of us..."
BOOM! BOOM!

I'll get me coat...
