Bendtner is apalling

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Bendtner is apalling

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although there is certainly a general malaise about the squad at the moment, Nicklas Bendtner is driving me bloody crazy. yes I know that our midfield is shocking and he isnt recieving the service that Arsenal strikers of previous Wenger years have recieved but that is no excuse to be such a lazy, casual, moody crunt.

Its pathetic, he doesn't run, he jogs or walks. A player with such little natural pace should surely need to be extra energetic, constantly on the move to keep the opposition defence on their toes. Hes hardly berbatov who seems lazy but always manages to be in the right position or plays the right pass.

His body language is awful, every time his flick on or poor pass finds an opposition defender (ie ALL the bloody time) we get treated to the 'bendtner special' a kind of languid shrug combined with an instant slowing of pace to a standstill as he watches the opposition side counter attack - i seem to remember having it drilled into me that if you give the ball away, you must at least look to close the man down, make an effort to get it back.

The thing is i really do not doubt that he has ability, last season i thought he did pretty well with the opportunities that came his way, scored some useful goals and seemed to fit in with the all round play well. Now, when the ball comes his way, it just bounces off him or if an important chance comes he wastes it or isnt in the right position (see laziness, above). Eduardo cant come back soon enough and i never thought id say this but we really miss greedybayor. Bendtner needs a kick up the arse from a Keane/ Adams style skipper - those men would NEVER have let such an unfounded prima donna attitude hang around in any team they were part of for long

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Post by SteveO 35 »

I've been doing my best to stick up for him lately but yesterday's pink boots effort is making it harder to do.....

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Post by GoonerBen »

sorry to start another thread about the man - id totally forgot bout the pink boots - says it all really, get him outta here!

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Post by Calo »

next avator might be an elephant photo version of bentner

see how he plays next game

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Post by REB »

for those that remember lee chapman in an arsenal shirt then bendtner must bring back bad memories :cry:

2 big useless *word censored*

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REBEL GOONER wrote:for those that remember lee chapman in an arsenal shirt then bendtner must bring back bad memories :cry:

2 big useless c**ts
Remember it well. Chapman was around in the green away shirt days of the early 80s. Scored more top flight goals than Nick is ever likely to !

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Post by REB »

they were the days :lol: remember hawley and hankin :shock: now they were two bad players :lol:

we think we have problems now but in those days we didnt expect to win anything :cry:

the club has come a long way since

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Post by Calo »

REBEL GOONER wrote:for those that remember lee chapman in an arsenal shirt then bendtner must bring back bad memories :cry:

2 big useless c**ts
chapman had a better first touch

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Post by GoonerBen »

im too young to remember lee chapman (im 22) but nik reminds me a little of john hartson stylewise - thing is id rather have big john over pink boots prima donna every time cause the guy worked hard!

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REBEL GOONER wrote:they were the days :lol: remember hawley and hankin :shock: now they were two bad players :lol:

we think we have problems now but in those days we didnt expect to win anything :cry:

the club has come a long way since
You're not wrong. I remember thinking I'd died and gone to heaven when Raphael Meade and Niall Quinn made their debuts !

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Post by lincs123 »

bendtner is the best player in the premiership....world class.....lovely pink boots....scores lots of goals.....a defenders nightmare

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Post by Ted B »

& that was so funny I forgot to laugh. Our No 26 isn't good enough, end of.

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Post by lincs123 »

karel your even worse

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Post by rodders999 »

I can tolerate a player with little talent but lots of work rate. I can also tolerate a player with loads of talent but little work rate. However I draw the line with players with zero ability and zero work rate. Step forward the most useless plank i've ever seen - Nicklas Bendtner.

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Post by Calo »

rodders999 wrote:I can tolerate a player with little talent but lots of work rate. I can also tolerate a player with loads of talent but little work rate. However I draw the line with players with zero ability and zero work rate. Step forward the most useless plank i've ever seen - Nicklas Bendtner.

how dare you call an elephant a plank !!!!

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