It's all a load of Cannonballs in here! This is the virtual Arsenal pub where you can chat about anything except football. Be warned though, like any pub, the content may not always be suitable for everyone.
3 ducks in a pub the barman asks the 1st duck whats his name huey came the reply.hows your day been the barman asks.
great.lovely day been in and out of puddles allday
what else could a duck want said huey.thats nice says the barman,turns to the 2nd duck whats your name dewey came the reply and how was your day .great day ive had a ball been in and out of puddles all day myself what else could a duck want.barman turns to the 3rd duck and said let me guess your name must be louie.
man comes home from pub very late and very drunk
wife says"ok smart arse explain the lipstick on your shirt"
thats easy he said,i i used my shirt to wipe my cock!!
3 sisters,ann jan and fanny all have big feet.1 night ann and jan are on a double date when 1 bloke says "god you've got big feet"ann replies that's nothing you should see our Fannys they're huge
