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mcdowell42
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cheer up heres a joke

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3 ducks in a pub the barman asks the 1st duck whats his name huey came the reply.hows your day been the barman asks.
great.lovely day been in and out of puddles allday
what else could a duck want said huey.thats nice says the barman,turns to the 2nd duck whats your name dewey came the reply and how was your day .great day ive had a ball been in and out of puddles all day myself what else could a duck want.barman turns to the 3rd duck and said let me guess your name must be louie.






no she answers my name is puddles

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man comes home from pub very late and very drunk
wife says"ok smart arse explain the lipstick on your shirt"
thats easy he said,i i used my shirt to wipe my cock!! :lol:

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a friend of mine asked if i would like to wind her baby.




i thought that would be a bit harsh so i just gave it a dead leg instead

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3 sisters,ann jan and fanny all have big feet.1 night ann and jan are on a double date when 1 bloke says "god you've got big feet"ann replies that's nothing you should see our Fannys they're huge

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how to you save a spurs supporter from drowning



take your foot off his head

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I met this really kinky girl.
"Humiliate me," she said.
So I bought her a tottenham shirt.

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mcdowell42 wrote:how to you save a spurs supporter from drowning



take your foot off his head
Genius!!! :lol: :lol:

:barscarf: :barscarf:

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Captain Fabregas wrote:I met this really kinky girl.
"Humiliate me," she said.
So I bought her a tottenham shirt.
Cpt Fab will go down well with gravy says Sloth.

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demzy wrote:
mcdowell42 wrote:how to you save a spurs supporter from drowning



take your foot off his head
Genius!!! :lol: :lol:

:barscarf: :barscarf:

i thank you

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What's the difference between a egg and a *****

you can beat a egg but you can't beat a good *****!


my missus said to me last night'treat me like women'so i threw her me shirt and said iron that.

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