As we're unlikely to see terraces again at football, this is the virtual equivalent where you can chat to your hearts content about all football matters and, obviously, Arsenal in particular. This forum encourages all Gooners to visit and contribute so please keep it respectful, clean and topical.
Nice_Guy wrote:My Dads mate told me a story about how he was at a Bernard Manning stand up show;
A guy in the front row got up to go to the toilet, so Bernard gives him the usual "where the f*ck do you think your going"
To which the guy replies "I thought I'd go for a p*ss before the comedian comes on"
Bernard=Stumped
That is quality. Must remember that one!!
That is class, reminds me of the time my old football team went to see Mike Reid and I also got up and went for a piss, and he said something to me to which I shouted back ''Why don't you fuck off back to runaround'' He didn't reply back, but I did go and fetch my jacket!
Best one I've heard is when two toe-rags were arguin tryin to get one up on each other when one thought he'd won sayin "aye you've no comeback to that one have ya" to which the other replied "if I wanted my cum back I'd lick yer Ma's face"
Belfast Boy wrote:Best one I've heard is when two toe-rags were arguin tryin to get one up on each other when one thought he'd won sayin "aye you've no comeback to that one have ya" to which the other replied "if I wanted my cum back I'd lick yer Ma's face"
"Every time I click my fingers, a child in Africa dies".
at which point somebody in the crowd shouted, "stop fucking doing it then!"
bono......self-righteous prick
If i had a pound for every time i looked at bono and thought "Wow - He is amazing!"....id have no pounds.
Anyway...heard this one from a comidian..
His buddy was playing a gig in scotland in a pubs basement....terrible gig...halfway through when there was a lull in the noise...1 guy said in a loud voice..
"I remember there used to be a pool table in here"
Belfast Boy wrote:Best one I've heard is when two toe-rags were arguin tryin to get one up on each other when one thought he'd won sayin "aye you've no comeback to that one have ya" to which the other replied "if I wanted my cum back I'd lick yer Ma's face"
This thread should be locked as it is not really Arsenal rekated and I find it offensive on many levels. I doubt I will be taken seriously because I am not black, Jewish or Quartz, However I still think that this thread is in bad taste
Wayno wrote:This thread should be locked as it is not really Arsenal rekated and I find it offensive on many levels. I doubt I will be taken seriously because I am not black, Jewish or Quartz, However I still think that this thread is in bad taste
aw, poor diddums...
I know Quartz is Jewish. But wouldn't it be wild if he was black as well??!! And gay??!!
Bernard Manning would offend him just by breathing. I know every beat of his heart fucking offends me! The racist old cuntslop.
tryin to get one up on each other when one thought he'd won sayin "aye you've no comeback to that one have ya" 
to which the other replied "if I wanted my cum back I'd lick yer Ma's face" 
