Spuds Away

As we're unlikely to see terraces again at football, this is the virtual equivalent where you can chat to your hearts content about all football matters and, obviously, Arsenal in particular. This forum encourages all Gooners to visit and contribute so please keep it respectful, clean and topical.
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REB
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U.F.G Anfield '89 wrote:how disappointed i am. here was i thinking that this post was about a revolutionary new scum repellant and it turns out it's just about trips to shite fart lane, you could do with some SPUDS AWAY there!

Having trouble with thousands and thousands of spurs fans swarming around you, why not keep them away with SPUDS AWAY the new formula sure to keep all spurs fan at bay. It is a top secret blend of the scents of things that spurs fans just can't stand to be near such as benefeit fraud investigators, civilised society and of course success. keep the spuds at bay with SPUDS AWAY (WARNING does not work on potatoes)
would that formula be silver polish :?: :wink:

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“(Whaddya think of Tottenham?!)â€

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[quote="nuttygoonerpaul"]“(Whaddya think of Tottenham?!)â€

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The wanky Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the pope!
The wanky Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the pope!
The wanky Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the pope!
And this is what he said: ’F*CK OFF!’!
Who's that team they call the Arsenal?! Who's that team we all adore?!
We're the boys in red and white! And we’re f*cking dynamite!
And Martin Jol’s mother is a whoooooooooore! She’s a whore! She’s a whore!
Martin Jol’s mother is a whoooooooooore! She’s a whore! She’s a whore!â€

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[quote="nuttygoonerpaul"]The wanky Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the pope!
The wanky Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the pope!
The wanky Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the pope!
And this is what he said: ’F*CK OFF!’!
Who's that team they call the Arsenal?! Who's that team we all adore?!
We're the boys in red and white! And we’re f*cking dynamite!
And Martin Jol’s mother is a whoooooooooore! She’s a whore! She’s a whore!
Martin Jol’s mother is a whoooooooooore! She’s a whore! She’s a whore!â€

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U.F.G Anfield '89
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Post by U.F.G Anfield '89 »

to the tune of dancing queen by abba

driving with david pleat
crawling the kerbs down every street
david pleat, got a prossy in every seat oh yeah

he can screw
he can shag
but only if he pays a slag oh oh oh
david pleat, every slapper knows david pleat

whaddya think?

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Post by nuttygoonerpaul »

When I was a little boy. My mother bought me a little toy.
A Tottenham fan on a piece of string. She told me to kick his f*ckin' head in!
So I kicked his head in! Kicked his head in! She told me to kick his f*ckin' head in!â€

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Post by I Hate Hleb »

U.F.G,

TWO SUCH CONTRASTING PIECES OF WORK FROM YOU TODAY. :? THE FIRST POST WAS HILARIOUS AND VERY GOOD USE OF YOUR IMAGINATION. 8) :lol:

THE SECOND WAS NOT!! :roll: :oops: :lol: :wink:

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just throwing ideas at a wall and see which ones stick. even nintendo followed up gameboy with virtualboy.

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I know IHH stearmaster put me into a massive gooner convo ecxept stearmaster i didn't know anyone else and one of them added me.

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Post by I Hate Hleb »

YOUNG BEN-GOONER 14,

ACTUALLY, IT'S ME THAT SHOULD APOLOGISE TO YOU. :oops:

LOOKING BACK AT YOUR PREVIOUS POST YOU CLEARLY STATED THAT THESE WERE MEMBERS OF YOUR MSN FAMILY - AND NOT THE GOONER ONE. THE SLIGHT WAS PURELY IMAGINED!! :oops: :roll: :lol: :wink:

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Post by Ben-gooner14 »

At least you excepted you made the mistake IHH lol.

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Post by I Hate Hleb »

IF NOTHING ELSE, I'M FIRM BUT FAIR, YOUNG BEN!!

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I just booked my ticket for WHL about an hour ago 8)
Shit hole here I come :P

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Post by Ben-gooner14 »

A good mentality IHH. If they ask why you have a knife final salute just say it's for self defence lol.

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