The most over-used phrases in football

jamjc64 · Post by **jamjc64** » Sat Jun 13, 2009 7:23 am

To the man that started this topic

"Take a bow son take a bow"

littlefire · Post by **littlefire** » Sat Jun 13, 2009 3:43 pm

When you've got two banks of four....

Eboue-Why? · Post by **Eboue-Why?** » Sat Jun 13, 2009 4:59 pm

'Arsenal are a joy to watch but sometimes they just over-elaborate a bit around the box'

A bit....A BIT?!?!?!

dbrien · Post by **dbrien** » Sat Jun 13, 2009 6:38 pm

no disrespect to (insert football club)

I am just trying to concentrate on doing the best for ....football club

Of course I am flattered to be linked with Milan

Gooner Jim · Post by **Gooner Jim** » Sun Jun 14, 2009 2:24 pm

"and arsenal have conceeded"

H4x · Post by **H4x** » Sun Jun 14, 2009 4:05 pm

"They're going to come and literally park the bus in front of the goal" - NO they fucking aren't, you wanker. Learn the meaning of the word "literally"

Stupid words that mean the same things as words that were invented to describe that thing e.g. "the ball's a bit greasy"...no it's not, its fucking WET

Anything that Glenn Hoddle, Andy Gray or Teddy Sheringham says, has ever said or ever will say

"A good footballing side" OH WELL DONE, they're not a good cricketing side, are they?

Eboue-Why? · Post by **Eboue-Why?** » Sun Jun 14, 2009 6:49 pm

H4x wrote:"They're going to come and literally park the bus in front of the goal" - NO they fucking aren't, you wanker. Learn the meaning of the word "literally"

Stupid words that mean the same things as words that were invented to describe that thing e.g. "the ball's a bit greasy"...no it's not, its fucking WET

Anything that Glenn Hoddle, Andy Gray or Teddy Sheringham says, has ever said or ever will say

"A good footballing side" OH WELL DONE, they're not a good cricketing side, are they?

Have you considered anger management H4x?!!

Charlie! Charlie! · Post by **Charlie! Charlie!** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 6:56 am

"the wide open spaces of wembley"

"I haven't seen it"

stg · Post by **stg** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 8:28 am

"Everybody wants (insert team name) to win the champions league for England."

No they are the last team most football fans in England want to win it.

"You have to feel for (insert name) for missing that penalty."

No I am to busy pissing myself laughing"(except if it's an Arsenal player then I am feeling anything but sorry for him)

"Carrick is a great passer of the ball and has great vision"

No he can kick the ball long hoping Ronaldo could reach it

"Thats a great ball down the channel"

WTF....Channel=Gap why cant they say GAP

greatgooner · Post by **greatgooner** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 9:31 am

One that isnt used enough...Harry Redcrap is a cock

Swale_Gooner1985 · Post by **Swale_Gooner1985** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 11:26 am

A Tyler or Gray classic is....

'He has put in a really good shift today'

what shift was it mate? 6-2 or 2-10?

Goonanana · Post by **Goonanana** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 11:58 am

"They like to press/get in the faces of their opponents"

They'll do their best to kick you as often as possible and ruin the game by slowing it down as much as possible because they're too shit to actually beat you at football

olgitgooner · Post by **olgitgooner** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 8:42 pm

Goonanana wrote:"They like to press/get in the faces of their opponents"

They'll do their best to kick you as often as possible and ruin the game by slowing it down as much as possible because they're too shit to actually beat you at football

THAT is a bloody good one, Goonana.

It gets used too much for my liking.

corkbarry · Post by **corkbarry** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 8:56 pm

mcdowell42 wrote:Softer and easier to spread

What they really mean its not softer and easier to spread.

OY, get back to the Basement

mcdowell42 · Post by **mcdowell42** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 9:00 pm

corkbarry wrote:
mcdowell42 wrote:Softer and easier to spread

What they really mean its not softer and easier to spread.
OY, get back to the Basement

The world needed to know about my problem with the butter