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gusher311 wrote:
mcdowell42 wrote:
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SPUDMASHER wrote:I'm surprised that the septics don't like it TBH. It is a game that is stacked full of stats. Surely that's what they live for. :shock:

I like going over to Chelmsford once a year or so and enjoying a days play. It's seriously relaxing. A few tins, cucumber sandwiches, deck chair and a days cricket. What more could you ask for.

Having said that, I'd swap it for 3 minutes inside Kelly Brook and the rest of the day up to my armpits in runny shite. :lol: :wink:


We have baseball. No need for cricket. :-P


Oh yeah the world series which nobody outside of america competes in. :wink: :wink:

That's because we are the world :wink: :wink:
In your own little world more like :wink:

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mcdowell42 wrote:
gusher311 wrote:
mcdowell42 wrote:
gusher311 wrote:
SPUDMASHER wrote:I'm surprised that the septics don't like it TBH. It is a game that is stacked full of stats. Surely that's what they live for. :shock:

I like going over to Chelmsford once a year or so and enjoying a days play. It's seriously relaxing. A few tins, cucumber sandwiches, deck chair and a days cricket. What more could you ask for.

Having said that, I'd swap it for 3 minutes inside Kelly Brook and the rest of the day up to my armpits in runny shite. :lol: :wink:


We have baseball. No need for cricket. :-P


Oh yeah the world series which nobody outside of america competes in. :wink: :wink:

That's because we are the world :wink: :wink:
In your own little world more like :wink:

Well said 8) :lol:

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gusher311 wrote:
mcdowell42 wrote:
gusher311 wrote:
mcdowell42 wrote:
gusher311 wrote:

We have baseball. No need for cricket. :-P


Oh yeah the world series which nobody outside of america competes in. :wink: :wink:

That's because we are the world :wink: :wink:
In your own little world more like :wink:

Well said 8) :lol:
we have a game like baseball. We call it 'rounders' and it is played exclusively by children and women. Adult men don't play girls games 8) 8)

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The "adult men" in the UK couldn't handle REAL BASEBALL. Fact.

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baseball must be the most overated and stupid game ever invented :roll:

and world champions :lol: :lol: :lol: only yanks :roll:

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Rounders is an official game of the GAA. I've no idea were it originated from though.

http://www.gaa.ie/page/other_activities.html

Rounders
Rounders is one of the four official GAA sports. Along with Gaelic Football, Hurling and Handball, Rounders was included in the original GAA charter back in 1884. Rounders is a bat and ball game and is not that dis-similar to baseball.


Just thought I'd throw that out there.

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So are you saying that Irish men like playing girls games, like the Americans? :shock: :? :lol: :lol: :wink:

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I Hate Hleb wrote:So are you saying that Irish men like playing girls games, like the Americans? :shock: :? :lol: :lol: :wink:
Maybe I should have said that I have never actually seen anybody older than primary shhool age (12ish) play this game :oops:

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gusher311 wrote:The "adult men" in the UK couldn't handle REAL BASEBALL. Fact.
:coffeespit: :coffeespit: :coffeespit:

Oh dear God....please someone,help, I'm going to laugh myself to death

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gusher311 wrote:The "adult men" in the UK couldn't handle REAL BASEBALL. Fact.
Does REAL BASEBALL mean you have to get drugged up to the gills on steroids before playing? :lol:

Actually thats quite a good thing come to think of it, because they're all mentally unstable on account of the 'roids they can just beat the crap out of eachother the moment anything controversial happens!

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I think real baseball is what the players do with their sticks and balls in the dressing rooms after the other baseball games finish. :shock:


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From what I've heard Gusher knows all about that game! :lol: :wink:

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NBM wrote:From what I've heard Gusher knows all about that game! :lol: :wink:

Bastard! :lol:

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SPUDMASHER wrote:
gusher311 wrote:
mcdowell42 wrote:
gusher311 wrote:
mcdowell42 wrote:

Oh yeah the world series which nobody outside of america competes in. :wink: :wink:

That's because we are the world :wink: :wink:
In your own little world more like :wink:

Well said 8) :lol:
we have a game like baseball. We call it 'rounders' and it is played exclusively by children and women. Adult men don't play girls games 8) 8)


The game here played by women and children is "soccer" :evil: . Wish that would change, but that is highly unlikely :(

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SPUDMASHER wrote:I'm surprised that the septics don't like it TBH. It is a game that is stacked full of stats. Surely that's what they live for. :shock:

I like going over to Chelmsford once a year or so and enjoying a days play. It's seriously relaxing. A few tins, cucumber sandwiches, deck chair and a days cricket. What more could you ask for.

Having said that, I'd swap it for 3 minutes inside Kelly Brook and the rest of the day up to my armpits in runny shite. :lol: :wink:
Great day out! :barscarf: :drunk:

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