Michael Jackson sick joke thread

[dundeegunner]

early coroners report states that jackson hasnt been this stiff since mccauley culkin stayed over

[DB10GOONER]

michael jacksons dying wish was to be melted down into a plastic bag, so he could still be a danger to small children

another version;

I heard his wish was to be recycled into plastic bags rather than toys; that way he can remain white, plastic and dangerous to kiddies.

[Radford149]

Only sold 750million albums. Easy to hate someone so successful.

Radford says oh please, people don't hate hate him they are pointing out his flaws however disgusting they maybe. success has nothing to do with it. jackson is as bad as any man who like children

[tinpot lane]

Only sold 750million albums. Easy to hate someone so successful.

Radford says oh please, people don't hate hate him they are pointing out his flaws however disgusting they maybe. success has nothing to do with it. jackson is as bad as any man who like children

And where's the proof?

The fact is people are jealous of his success, sad but true.

[Radford149]

Only sold 750million albums. Easy to hate someone so successful.

Radford says oh please, people don't hate hate him they are pointing out his flaws however disgusting they maybe. success has nothing to do with it. jackson is as bad as any man who like children

And where's the proof?

The fact is people are jealous of his success, sad but true.

Radford will re-iterate that a man who spends millions keeping allagations out of court is guilty.

a man who "enjoys" the company of children in the environment he created has some serious issues.

a man who when asked "is it right for a grown man to sleep in the same bed with other peoples children?" replied yes.

he was asked this question twice and still replied yes. Radford asks you to try if you can to jusitfy why a grown man would....

a) invite other peoples childre to his house for overnight stays

b) think it is acceptable to sleep in the same bed with those children

c) pay millions of dollars to the parents of these children when allagations were made.

[tinpot lane]

Only sold 750million albums. Easy to hate someone so successful.

Radford says oh please, people don't hate hate him they are pointing out his flaws however disgusting they maybe. success has nothing to do with it. jackson is as bad as any man who like children

And where's the proof?

The fact is people are jealous of his success, sad but true.

Radford will re-iterate that a man who spends millions keeping allagations out of court is guilty.

a man who "enjoys" the company of children in the environment he created has some serious issues.

a man who when asked "is it right for a grown man to sleep in the same bed with other peoples children?" replied yes.

he was asked this question twice and still replied yes. Radford asks you to try if you can to jusitfy why a grown man would....

a) invite other peoples childre to his house for overnight stays

b) think it is acceptable to sleep in the same bed with those children

c) pay millions of dollars to the parents of these children when allagations were made.

And how come they were happy to settle for the money. If your son had been sexually abused, wouldn't you want the man to be convicted and put away?

Obviously it was clear he wasn't stable mentally and made some odd decisions. I ain't denying that. But to accuse him when there's no proof is wrong.

[Captain Fabregas]

millions of people die everyday and no one gives a shit but asoon as a peado with a good voice dies everyone gets all shitty like they knew him personally

Better to laugh about something than to be all fuckin boring and depressed.

[Radford149]

Only sold 750million albums. Easy to hate someone so successful.

Radford says oh please, people don't hate hate him they are pointing out his flaws however disgusting they maybe. success has nothing to do with it. jackson is as bad as any man who like children

And where's the proof?

The fact is people are jealous of his success, sad but true.

Radford will re-iterate that a man who spends millions keeping allegations out of court is guilty.

a man who "enjoys" the company of children in the environment he created has some serious issues.

a man who when asked "is it right for a grown man to sleep in the same bed with other peoples children?" replied yes.

he was asked this question twice and still replied yes. Radford asks you to try if you can to jusitfy why a grown man would....

a) invite other peoples children to his house for overnight stays

b) think it is acceptable to sleep in the same bed with those children

c) pay millions of dollars to the parents of these children when allegations were made.

And how come they were happy to settle for the money. If your son had been sexually abused, wouldn't you want the man to be convicted and put away?

Radford suggest that you need to understand that money talks. and by the way he would appreciate if you could answer the points raised instead on focusing on the parents who we all know are as equally to blame if not more.

[tinpot lane]

millions of people die everyday and no one gives a shit but asoon as a peado with a good voice dies everyone gets all shitty like they knew him personally

Better to laugh about something than to be all fuckin boring and depressed.

You enjoy laughing at the death of an innocent person?

Had i made a joke about a murdered teenager or a former Arsenal player i would have been abused. But because it's Michael Jackson it's perfectly alright

[Captain Fabregas]

millions of people die everyday and no one gives a shit but asoon as a peado with a good voice dies everyone gets all shitty like they knew him personally

Better to laugh about something than to be all fuckin boring and depressed.

You enjoy laughing at the death of an innocent person?

Had i made a joke about a murdered teenager or a former Arsenal player i would have been abused. But because it's Michael Jackson it's perfectly alright

innocent? lol

[greatgooner]

I hear there going to sprinkle mjs ashes in to a giant curry pot. So he can go throu kids ass's one more time

[tinpot lane]

Jesus fucking Christ.

If you don't like the jokes DON'T OPEN THE THREAD. There was a warning ffs!

No one hates him, no one here fucking knows him. It's just a piss take. They are just jokes.

The jokes are inevitable. Just find it hard to understand how people are glad he's dead.

[Rosie_titters]

tired, repetive, boring jokes -

what a bunch of attention seeking tossers - look at me, look at me i'm really clever i copied a joke from sickipedia about Michael Jackson

why don't you all grow up - and even if you do hate him at least respect his family and children - what a miserable load of bastards -

as a i said before all those who finds it funny to take the piss out of someone who has just died. i hope you all die of a painful and slow death -

[Mikegooner87i]

tired, repetive, boring jokes -

what a bunch of attention seeking tossers - look at me, look at me i'm really clever i copied a joke from sickipedia about Michael Jackson

why don't you all grow up - and even if you do hate him at least respect his family and children - what a miserable load of bastards -

as a i said before all those who finds it funny to take the piss out of someone who has just died. i hope you all die of a painful and slow death -

bit overer the top there, but couldnt agree more with regards to the rest...

[Rosie_titters]

tired, repetive, boring jokes -

what a bunch of attention seeking tossers - look at me, look at me i'm really clever i copied a joke from sickipedia about Michael Jackson

why don't you all grow up - and even if you do hate him at least respect his family and children - what a miserable load of bastards -

as a i said before all those who finds it funny to take the piss out of someone who has just died. i hope you all die of a painful and slow death -

bit overer the top there, but couldnt agree more with regards to the rest...

Nah don't agree - you spend your days living with someone dying from a long illness and it isn't fun - so when your lying in your hospital or stuck in a burning building or trap in a car crash - remember it's still funny to laugh and make sick jokes about a bloke dying