Michael Jackson sick joke thread

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pure_jambo wrote:
Mikegooner87i wrote:me grow up? im not the one making sick jokes about kids mate...
listen he is a dirty beasty b*strd, and the jokes are about him being a durty beasty b4st4rd, its even called the sick mj joke thread so jog on sonny and read summin else,

as we are all aware, the truth can hurt, maybe its your freudian reaction of defence when a raw nerve is hit with a bit home truths

plenty peeps here know the score the people who scream "i hate grasses" the loudest are 99.9999999% grasses themselves,

this goes the same with kiddie fiddlers, peeps like you who actually go out there way to try and dis a half decent gooner for saying truth about a fkin scummy nonce,
are sure your not into kids aswell as your hero mj? 2 nonces, 1 deceased at long last, 1 here defending him on a gooner board of all places,

and before anyone says bull about no convictions, WE ALL KNOW if innocent and accused of being a scumbag nonce the last thing you would do is randomly give millions ( MILLIONS!!) of dollars to someone ( a child he abused) to stop them giving evidence, that in itself is a crime in the uk, you would fight till you were at deaths door to clear your name not pay off people and get them to sign hundred year gag orders.

any admin wanna fire me his ip i will see whats on his comp, wont be least bit surprised if hes a hardcore beast,

sorry to bump into your thread guys but i had to say that cos am sick of the telly and all other media saying "Oh but he made great acheivments" so what? in my land being a dirty peado nonce TRUMPS any acheivments he made as now they are tainted with beastyness, so so glad he died a snide horrible death, riddled with pills and depression, lonely sad dirty beast, only sad bit is the kids he beasted wont get to smash his nut in.
Blimey, pure_jambo... that's a bold first post! :shock: :lol:

Can't say I agree with much of it, but I won't go into more detail as someone with such a strong view is hardly going to be swayed by anything I write. :roll: :oops: :lol:

Anyway, just a thought here... you say "people who scream "i hate grasses" the loudest are 99.9999999% grasses themselves".... so by using your own logic, and based on your strongly worded post, aren't you then 99.999999% likely to be a paedo or kiddie fiddler yourself??? :? :wink:

Ah, well.... welcome to the forum :wink: :lol:

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Since Michael Jackson's death hundreds of children have gathered at the gates of Neverland. Police have said that they will let them out once they find a locksmith.

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I'm in a conundrum here, I want to let this thread go on because I hate locking threads that aren't repeats but we can't have jambo just abusing another member and calling them a peado either.

If Mikegooner87i asks for this one to be locked, I will do so as he's on the receiving end of the peado jibe. Or I'll delete jambo's post. Whichever.

Jambo, welcome to the forum; I'm not sure if you are gonna be a regular or if this one topic fired your "interest" but seriously mate, I know it's an emotive issue, but you can't just call a fellow Gooner a nonce because he choses to believe something diferent than you do.

For the record, I believe Jackson was a peado but that is just my opinion. Other people don't believe it and that is their right to do so.

I'm leaving this open for the moment. :?

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Why do people care if he was a peado or not anyway?

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RaM wrote:Why do people care if he was a peado or not anyway?
Why would people not care?

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Breaking News!!

Gary Glitter makes world record bid for Jacko's computer!!

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Since Michael Jackson's death hundreds of children have gathered at the gates of Neverland. Police have said that they will let them out once they find a locksmith

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I would like to apologize to the world and take full responsibility for the death of Michael Jackson.

There, I've said it, I killed the greatest singer/entertainer we have ever known... with my remote control.

I pressed the green button and the news reader said "If you have just turned on your TV, Michael Jackson is dead."

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Well Fuck my ole Boots and call me shirley..PIX'y did it :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

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watch out pixie's been on sickipedia :roll: :D

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pure_jambo wrote:
Mikegooner87i wrote:me grow up? im not the one making sick jokes about kids mate...
listen he is a dirty beasty b*strd, and the jokes are about him being a durty beasty b4st4rd, its even called the sick mj joke thread so jog on sonny and read summin else,

as we are all aware, the truth can hurt, maybe its your freudian reaction of defence when a raw nerve is hit with a bit home truths

plenty peeps here know the score the people who scream "i hate grasses" the loudest are 99.9999999% grasses themselves,

this goes the same with kiddie fiddlers, peeps like you who actually go out there way to try and dis a half decent gooner for saying truth about a fkin scummy nonce,
are sure your not into kids aswell as your hero mj? 2 nonces, 1 deceased at long last, 1 here defending him on a gooner board of all places,

and before anyone says bull about no convictions, WE ALL KNOW if innocent and accused of being a scumbag nonce the last thing you would do is randomly give millions ( MILLIONS!!) of dollars to someone ( a child he abused) to stop them giving evidence, that in itself is a crime in the uk, you would fight till you were at deaths door to clear your name not pay off people and get them to sign hundred year gag orders.

any admin wanna fire me his ip i will see whats on his comp, wont be least bit surprised if hes a hardcore beast,

sorry to bump into your thread guys but i had to say that cos am sick of the telly and all other media saying "Oh but he made great acheivments" so what? in my land being a dirty peado nonce TRUMPS any acheivments he made as now they are tainted with beastyness, so so glad he died a snide horrible death, riddled with pills and depression, lonely sad dirty beast, only sad bit is the kids he beasted wont get to smash his nut in.
Dont worry DB10 , no need to lock it down, let people see what a twisted *word censored* this bloke is... Actually calling me a pedo because i was a fan of Michael Jackson's music....

Michael Jackson was a twisted individual, wether he was a paedo or not will never be known to you, me or anyone else... All i know is, the court decided NOT GUILTY... and where i come from, you are inocent untill prooven guilty... As for the kid that took the pay off, 20 million is a lot of money, but if it was you, would you sell your kid out for that amount of money? Im a new father (13 weeks tomorrow actually) and i know i would personally chop hi up into pieces and bury him round the country if he touched my child.

Something the Rev. AL Shrapton said last night at the memorial:
Michael brought blacks, whites, Asians and Latinos together â€

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Wasted 15mins of my life yesterday, thought I was watching cool runnings then realised it was the Jacksons pushing Michaels coffin

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Captain Fabregas wrote:watch out pixie's been on sickipedia :roll: :D
Where else can you find sick MJ jokes?? :?

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Gary06P wrote:Wasted 15mins of my life yesterday, thought I was watching cool runnings then realised it was the Jacksons pushing Michaels coffin
Hahaha that one is class!!

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