As we're unlikely to see terraces again at football, this is the virtual equivalent where you can chat to your hearts content about all football matters and, obviously, Arsenal in particular. This forum encourages all Gooners to visit and contribute so please keep it respectful, clean and topical.
A tramp walks into a pub and asks for a cocktail stick
"Fuck off!" said the barman "We don't serve homeless in here"
"Please mate" said the tramp, "all I want is a cocktail stick"
"Right here you go", said the barman, throwing him a cocktail stick, "now get out!"
Ten minutes later, another tramp walks in and asks for a cocktail stick.
"I told the last one, no tramps allowed, now piss off!" said the annoyed barman. The tramp pleaded and eventually the barman gave in and threw him a cocktail stick.
Ten minutes later a different tramp walked in.
"I don't fucking believe this", said the barman "Here's a cocktail stick now get out of my pub"
"I don't want a cocktail stick" said the tramp. "I want a straw"
"A pissing straw? What do you want a straw for? What's going on??" asked the barman.
"Well someone's been sick outside and they've had the best bits" the tramp replied.
