HAVE/WOULD YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR GIRLFRIENDS MUM/MATE/SISTER?

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Never fucked anything belonging to my missus's side of the family because I respect and love her.


But...


Back in my youth I once knocked off my then girlfriend's younger, prettier sister and was caught mid vinegar stroke by one of their mutual friends. Needless to say I was dumped hard. Pint of beer over my head in my local type hard. I later heard that the two sisters didn't speak to each other for about 2 years afterwards... :oops:

And...

Back in my youth I also knocked off one of my mom's friends after bumping into her at a nightclub. I was about 20 and she was about 45 but fit. We were both drunk and had a fucking great night of serious fucking back at her divorcee grief hole apartment. Next morning we both woke up hungover and it was awful. Just so embarrassing for both of us... she didn't call my mom too much after that... :oops: :oops:

Strange, when I was 20 that was my ultimate goal; knock off a fit MILF. Goal achieved. Now I'm 42 I suppose my new goal should be to knock off an 18 year old stunna!!

So far that goal is unachieved and if I intend to keep my bollocks attached to my person it will have to stay that way... :lol: :wink:
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Post by chyren1 »

2 cans of cider will do...

am i too expensive?
it s not for me,
it s for the kids... :oops:
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chyren1 wrote:2 cans of cider will do...

am i too expensive?
it s not for me,
it s for the kids... :oops:

Obviously, the smack is for you hey!
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chyren1 wrote:2 cans of cider will do...

am i too expensive?
it s not for me,
it s for the kids... :oops:
Fuck it - I'm in. Come on sloppy chops, let's get jiggy. :-P :wink:
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Oh and the worst bit is I saw that MILF friend of my mom's about 2 weeks ago and she is now about 65 or so years old... that is a truly fucking depressing thought... :(


still would though... :lol: :wink:
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DB10GOONER wrote:Oh and the worst bit is I saw that MILF friend of my mom's about 2 weeks ago and she is now about 65 or so years old... that is a truly fucking depressing thought... :(


still would though... :lol: :wink:
Did you brag to your wife "see that OAP over there ive had her" :lol:

NO thought not :wink:
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In my short 29 years on this planet I've had:

A mate's wife

A mate's girlfriends mum

One of my mum's best mates growing up.

My uncle's girlfriend, practically an aunt.

A married work colleague with 2 kids.
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DB10GOONER wrote:Oh and the worst bit is I saw that MILF friend of my mom's about 2 weeks ago and she is now about 65 or so years old... that is a truly fucking depressing thought... :(


still would though... :lol: :wink:
maybe......but would she :lol: :lol:
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Number 5 wrote:In my short 29 years on this planet I've had:

A mate's wife
You shagged your mates wife? :? - blimey, with friends like you, who needs enemies?! :oops: :roll: :lol:
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g88ner wrote:
Number 5 wrote:In my short 29 years on this planet I've had:

A mate's wife
You shagged your mates wife? :? - blimey, with friends like you, who needs enemies?! :oops: :roll: :lol:
I didn't really like him anyway.

So G88ner, are you single? :wink:
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Post by digger »

Number 5 wrote:In my short 29 years on this planet I've had:

A mate's wife

A mate's girlfriends mum

One of my mum's best mates growing up.

My uncle's girlfriend, practically an aunt.

A married work colleague with 2 kids.
Wow, wish you were my mate :lol:
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Post by greatgooner »

Number 5 wrote:In my short 29 years on this planet I've had:

A mate

Another mate

My mum

My uncle

2 kids.


:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :wink: :lol:
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Number 5 wrote:I didn't really like him anyway.

So G88ner, are you single? :wink:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Stay. The. Fuck. Away! :evil: :wink: :-P
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Post by MattM316 »

My girlfriend is fit (i'm punching above my weight on that one) but her Mum isn't.
Her sister ain't too bad, but they don't really look alike.
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Post by flash gunner »

MattM316 wrote:My girlfriend is fit (i'm punching above my weight on that one) but her Mum isn't.
Her sister ain't too bad, but they don't really look alike.
Number 5 still would :lol:
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