HAVE/WOULD YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR GIRLFRIENDS MUM/MATE/SISTER?

greatgooner · Post by **greatgooner** » Fri Jul 24, 2009 7:41 pm

MattM316 wrote:My girlfriend is fit (i'm punching above my weight on that one) but her Mum isn't.
Her sister ain't too bad, but they don't really look alike.

Shag em all

MattM316 · Post by **MattM316** » Fri Jul 24, 2009 7:44 pm

greatgooner wrote:
MattM316 wrote:My girlfriend is fit (i'm punching above my weight on that one) but her Mum isn't.
Her sister ain't too bad, but they don't really look alike.

Shag em all

One girl is enough for me, that's enough stress!
Worryingly there has been the occasional picture where my girlfriend has started to look like her mum.
All my mates fancy my Mum tho!

greatgooner · Post by **greatgooner** » Fri Jul 24, 2009 7:50 pm

MattM316 wrote:
greatgooner wrote:
MattM316 wrote:My girlfriend is fit (i'm punching above my weight on that one) but her Mum isn't.
Her sister ain't too bad, but they don't really look alike.

Shag em all

One girl is enough for me, that's enough stress!
Worryingly there has been the occasional picture where my girlfriend has started to look like her mum.
All my mates fancy my Mum tho!

can i have a go then?

digger · Post by **digger** » Fri Jul 24, 2009 7:52 pm

Ok, but I'm banging her this weekend...

you don't say "my mates fancy my mum" on a public forum.....

greatgooner · Post by **greatgooner** » Fri Jul 24, 2009 7:59 pm

digger wrote:Ok, but I'm banging her this weekend...

you don't say "my mates fancy my mum" on a public forum.....

Don't worry fella i'm used to stirring someone elses porridge

...we could go twos up and spit roast her

Post by **SPUDMASHER** » Fri Jul 24, 2009 8:35 pm

Haven't done this (although the sister in law is quite fit) but did do a mother and daughter in my younger days. Not together though. I shagged this old bird one night and then about 6 months later I was seeing this young filly. We went to her house and hey presto, I met her mum....again.

I couldn't look her in the face all day and for some reason got dumped a couple of days later. No idea why though!

Its Up 4 Grabs Now · Post by **Its Up 4 Grabs Now** » Fri Jul 24, 2009 8:49 pm

MattM316 wrote:One girl is enough for me, that's enough stress!
Worryingly there has been the occasional picture where my girlfriend has started to look like her mum.
All my mates fancy my Mum tho!

DB10 can I borrow your IP tracking software?

greatgooner · Post by **greatgooner** » Fri Jul 24, 2009 8:50 pm

The only odd ball thing that happened to me was i met this bird in a club and she kept saying that she knew me.

I just thought she was using it as a line so i went along with it.

Anyway nature took its course and i had a little go with her behind the club....well it turns out she thought i was my brother who had shagged her the previous weekend and hadn't returned her calls.

How pissed off was she when she found out... especially as i had got her to let me 'Harry on the boat'

greatgooner · Post by **greatgooner** » Fri Jul 24, 2009 8:52 pm

Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:
MattM316 wrote:One girl is enough for me, that's enough stress!
Worryingly there has been the occasional picture where my girlfriend has started to look like her mum.
All my mates fancy my Mum tho!
DB10 can I borrow your IP tracking software?

....let me know the results will you

Its Up 4 Grabs Now · Post by **Its Up 4 Grabs Now** » Fri Jul 24, 2009 8:59 pm

greatgooner wrote:
Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:
MattM316 wrote:One girl is enough for me, that's enough stress!
Worryingly there has been the occasional picture where my girlfriend has started to look like her mum.
All my mates fancy my Mum tho!
DB10 can I borrow your IP tracking software?
....let me know the results will you

How about I stream a live podcast from inside?

greatgooner · Post by **greatgooner** » Fri Jul 24, 2009 9:06 pm

Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:
greatgooner wrote:
Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:
MattM316 wrote:One girl is enough for me, that's enough stress!
Worryingly there has been the occasional picture where my girlfriend has started to look like her mum.
All my mates fancy my Mum tho!
DB10 can I borrow your IP tracking software?
....let me know the results will you
How about I stream a live podcast from inside?

Inside what?

Its Up 4 Grabs Now · Post by **Its Up 4 Grabs Now** » Fri Jul 24, 2009 9:11 pm

greatgooner wrote:
Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:
greatgooner wrote:
Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:
MattM316 wrote:One girl is enough for me, that's enough stress!
Worryingly there has been the occasional picture where my girlfriend has started to look like her mum.
All my mates fancy my Mum tho!
DB10 can I borrow your IP tracking software?
....let me know the results will you
How about I stream a live podcast from inside?
Inside what?

I want to say "Matt's mum" but that might be a little OTT & unfair on young Matthew so I wont.

Matt's Mum!

greatgooner · Post by **greatgooner** » Fri Jul 24, 2009 9:19 pm

Just say in her arse then...at least that way he wont have to call you step dad will he

olgitgooner · Post by **olgitgooner** » Fri Jul 24, 2009 9:38 pm

Shagged a married woman. We should never do this. It will end in tears

Also shagged her identical twin sister.

I'm not proud of what I did.

I'm fucking delighted.

dbrien · Post by **dbrien** » Fri Jul 24, 2009 9:43 pm

my mate shagged a cross eyed girl and got her pregnant. thing is I got the blame for it as I was stood next to him at the time.