Players you just hate cos they look like a dickhead

dundeegunner · Post by **dundeegunner** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 8:48 pm

berbatov all day long

Sutch · Post by **Sutch** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 9:22 pm

Modric - Unbelievably ugly and for me, arrogant.

Evans and Vidic - Remind me of a couple of cocky Utd fans I know.

digger - Absolute wanker.

R.Ferdinand - Arrogant, dumbarse thug who gives it all that but can't back it up.

CelticTiger · Post by **CelticTiger** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 11:00 pm

Block91Broox wrote:
Oh and Lescott looks like a clingon not chunk.

My list:

Lampard, Wud love to break him up on the pitch..*word censored*

Drogba, discrace to the game

Rooney, Bulldog *word censored*

Ferdinand, cock sucking peckham gangsta

Barton, too much to say

OH and theres a new player on Birmingham, his names James O'Shea.
He came on v Utd,
He used to play for my local team !!

Hes a *word censored*, left Bray for Galway Utd and when we (bray) were away to Galway he scored and and came over to us to annoy us (away fans incl. me)
Hes got huge ears, one of my mates actually made up a funny chant "when its windy can you fly"

Kiki · Post by **Kiki** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 11:54 pm

DERRY GOONER wrote:eboue all day long for me. not only is he an iritating and usles ***** stain, he us also an ugly so and so. id luv to beat him up good and proper, with a hurling bat, and leave him like a cabbage.

Alex · Post by **Alex** » Tue Aug 18, 2009 8:13 am

Frank Lampard

Kevin Davies

Joey Barton

Jermain Defoe

David Bentley

Jermain Jenas

Andrey's Tongue · Post by **Andrey's Tongue** » Tue Aug 18, 2009 8:56 am

DERRY GOONER wrote:eboue all day long for me. not only is he an iritating and usles ***** stain, he us also an ugly so and so. id luv to beat him up good and proper, with a hurling bat, and leave him like a cabbage.

Strangest comment I've ever read on here. I know that posts on this board aren't meant to tell people to 'fuck off and support........' but this post really doesn't sound it has come from an Arsenal supporter.

NBM · Post by **NBM** » Tue Aug 18, 2009 9:50 am

g88ner wrote:Bentley is just the most punchable person I've ever seen... really, it's quite a talent!

Na, I'd rather run him down in the street

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Tue Aug 18, 2009 10:21 am

If it's just looks then;

Rio Ferdinand. He looks like a fucking weird dressed down tranny with lip implants taken from a pig. And when he has those stupid "gangsta" cornrows in? Kicking him to death would be a kindness. Fucking gobshite...

Rooney. So ugly it actually annoys me. Looks like someone's inbred cousin, the kind you don't invite to family weddings etc...

Aaron Lennon. What type of absolute cuntslop shaves their eyebrows? Prize prick.

Bentley. Looks like a spiv cross-bred with a rat. And that hoxton comb mohican thing he had a few years ago?? Geebag.

Phil Neville. Looks like a slack-jawed yokel from some comedy show. The best part of him ran down the crack of his mother's arse. The fact his father is called Neville Neville means he deserves to die. End of.

Robbie Savage. Just such a punchable face. Add to that the sad wannabe-rockstar long blond hair with that fucking cock-like nose and you have one seriously ugly crunt.

augie · Post by **augie** » Tue Aug 18, 2009 10:32 am

Most of this thread is gone off topic - the question asked was which players actually look like dickheads not players that you just hate

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Tue Aug 18, 2009 10:36 am

augie wrote:Most of this thread is gone off topic - the question asked was which players actually look like dickheads not players that you just hate

Read the fucking thing. I listed who I think look like dickheads...

augie · Post by **augie** » Tue Aug 18, 2009 11:27 am

DB10GOONER wrote:
augie wrote:Most of this thread is gone off topic - the question asked was which players actually look like dickheads not players that you just hate
Read the fucking thing. I listed who I think look like dickheads...

I never said you DB10 did I ? However if you look at many of the postings on the 1st page you will see what I am referring to. Christ you are even more tetchy that I am right now

the playing mantis · Post by **the playing mantis** » Tue Aug 18, 2009 11:41 am

forgot stephen ireland, he just makes me feel ill looking at him.

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Tue Aug 18, 2009 12:21 pm

augie wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
augie wrote:Most of this thread is gone off topic - the question asked was which players actually look like dickheads not players that you just hate
Read the fucking thing. I listed who I think look like dickheads...

I never said you DB10 did I ? However if you look at many of the postings on the 1st page you will see what I am referring to. Christ you are even more tetchy that I am right now

Who are you calling fucking tetchy ya bollocks... oh right...

Yeah, matchday nerves...

SteveO 35 · Post by **SteveO 35** » Tue Aug 18, 2009 5:22 pm

I don't hate him for looking like a dickhead but I do wish that Almunia would sort out his Bruno look. That peroxide mop with dark eyebrows and features makes him look a pisshead on the beach in Benidorm (minus the beergut and body piercings)

I think Agbonlahor looks what he is - a thick, jumped up little Brummie twat

Bentley - horrible little rodent features

And Steven Gerrard for being the most miserable, sullen fucking twat around. You're on 100k a week mate......smile for once. You even managed to get off a jail term despite beating the shite out of someone

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Wed Aug 19, 2009 7:16 am

SteveO 35 wrote:
And Steven Gerrard for being the most miserable, sullen fucking twat around. You're on 100k a week mate......smile for once. You even managed to get off a jail term despite beating the shite out of someone

If you were married to some gangsta's bepoxed, well-ridden, ex-slag would you be smiling? Everytime she smiles I bet he smells gangsta spunk off her breath...