
Mine is I once played indoor football against Stephen McPhail. I say "played against" but I think "got totally outclassed by" might be a better description of that game!!
He was home on Hols from Leeds and my missus (who used to babysit him when he was a bambino and is good friends with his folks) arranged for him to "drop down for a game".
He was a really sound lad too, a good laugh - and while he didn't play too flash, he didn't patronise us by holding back either.
It really showed us the diference in class and the level you need to achieve to play in the top flight though. We had a good level game, all fairly decent footballers, but Stephen just ran rings around us, and he is rated as a mere journeyman-level footballer...