Bendtners car

goonerLJ · Post by **goonerLJ** » Tue Sep 29, 2009 3:27 pm

lets just be happy it didnt happen to walcott
would have ripped his dodgy shoulder apart

Boomer · Post by **Boomer** » Tue Sep 29, 2009 3:29 pm

goonerLJ wrote:lets just be happy it didnt happen to walcott
would have ripped his dodgy shoulder apart

Or RVP's legs
Eddie's Ankle
Rosicky's Knee
and Diaby.....yep just Diaby.

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Tue Sep 29, 2009 3:44 pm

SPUDMASHER wrote:
I Hate Hleb wrote:
Basil is a Gooner wrote:http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... crash.html

FOOTBALL star Nicklas Bendtner's Aston Martin is left a mangled wreck after a smash from which he escaped with his life.
The Arsenal striker crashed the Â£160,000 black sports car while driving to his club's training ground.
Bendtner, 21, careered off the road and ploughed through a fence before smashing into a tree and coming to a stop in a field...
Do you think he was just visiting relatives?
only if there is a donkey sanctuary nearby

That was my point!!

I thought people would have realised without me going into detail!!

Boomer · Post by **Boomer** » Tue Sep 29, 2009 3:53 pm

I Hate Hleb wrote:
SPUDMASHER wrote:
I Hate Hleb wrote:
Basil is a Gooner wrote:http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... crash.html

FOOTBALL star Nicklas Bendtner's Aston Martin is left a mangled wreck after a smash from which he escaped with his life.
The Arsenal striker crashed the Â£160,000 black sports car while driving to his club's training ground.
Bendtner, 21, careered off the road and ploughed through a fence before smashing into a tree and coming to a stop in a field...
Do you think he was just visiting relatives?
only if there is a donkey sanctuary nearby

That was my point!! I thought people would have realised without me going into detail!!

If you're trying to suggest that Bendtner's related to a Donkey that's not even funny nor cleaver.

HAHA!!! Fucking Quality!!!!
I've just seen spuddies post!!!

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Tue Sep 29, 2009 4:15 pm

Boomer wrote:
I Hate Hleb wrote:
SPUDMASHER wrote:
I Hate Hleb wrote:
Basil is a Gooner wrote:http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... crash.html

FOOTBALL star Nicklas Bendtner's Aston Martin is left a mangled wreck after a smash from which he escaped with his life.
The Arsenal striker crashed the Â£160,000 black sports car while driving to his club's training ground.
Bendtner, 21, careered off the road and ploughed through a fence before smashing into a tree and coming to a stop in a field...
Do you think he was just visiting relatives?
only if there is a donkey sanctuary nearby

That was my point!! I thought people would have realised without me going into detail!!
If you're trying to suggest that Bendtner's related to a Donkey that's not even funny nor cleaver.

HAHA!!! Fucking Quality!!!!
I've just seen spuddies post!!!

Well played Centurion! Six runs! Huzzah!!

littlefire · Post by **littlefire** » Wed Sep 30, 2009 11:35 am

Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:Is anyone surprised? All game long on Saturday he took the wrong turn & ran into traffic before losing control. Maybe he should take a leaf out of Diabyâ€™s book from here on in & just be a passenger.

Cold. And brilliant.

DERRY GOONER · Post by **DERRY GOONER** » Wed Sep 30, 2009 2:25 pm

its a pity eboue wasnt in the car with him. well we can hope that maybe eboue will crash his car, and that he wont be so lucky. im not saying i want him a stiff, but just out for a long long long time.

Post by **brazilianGOONER** » Wed Sep 30, 2009 2:35 pm

DERRY GOONER wrote:its a pity eboue wasnt in the car with him. well we can hope that maybe eboue will crash his car, and that he wont be so lucky. im not saying i want him a stiff, but just out for a long long long time.

i'm amazed you're saying that after yesterday's great match. i thought ebouÃ© was very solid at the back and made few mistakes up front as well.

SCREAM AIM FIRE · Post by **SCREAM AIM FIRE** » Wed Sep 30, 2009 3:38 pm

DERRY GOONER wrote:its a pity eboue wasnt in the car with him. well we can hope that maybe eboue will crash his car, and that he wont be so lucky. im not saying i want him a stiff, but just out for a long long long time.

i would have eboue in the team over bender anyday!

Post by **brazilianGOONER** » Wed Sep 30, 2009 3:42 pm

SCREAM AIM FIRE wrote:
DERRY GOONER wrote:its a pity eboue wasnt in the car with him. well we can hope that maybe eboue will crash his car, and that he wont be so lucky. im not saying i want him a stiff, but just out for a long long long time.
i would have eboue in the team over bender anyday!

i would have a pint of beer over an answering machine, but those are two different things, aren't they?

and no, i think bendtner will become world class

leedsgooner · Post by **leedsgooner** » Wed Sep 30, 2009 7:19 pm

Police report that neighbours of Bendtner saw a tall, black man with a Togolese sweatband in the area the night before with a pair of cable cutters.

Vince · Post by **Vince** » Fri Oct 02, 2009 8:33 am

Nicklas Bendtner:
divine intervention saved my life in car crash
Nicklas Bendtner has claimed his life was saved in a car crash earlier this week through divine intervention.

By Jason Burt
Published: 7:30AM BST 02 Oct 2009

Speaking for the first time since the accident, the 21-year-old Arsenal striker said: "I believe that somebody held his hand over me. I don't know what or who, but looking in a broader perspective I simply felt somebody assisting me. I believe fully that this was just not my time. It was not time for my life to end."

The Denmark international's Aston Martin was written off after the accident which happened as he was driving to training last weekend. "Had my car been smaller and less secure it could have been fatal," Bendtner said. "They [the police] did label it a miracle that this didn't end in tragedy or at least with severe injuries to me."

Despite suffering minor injuries, Bendtner returned to training on Thursday and said that he expected to be in the squad for Sunday's Premier League match against Blackburn Rovers.

Of the accident, he added: "I recall every single fraction of a second. I didn't pass out or lose consciousness. Somebody claimed that I was speeding at 160 km/h. I don't know where such nonsense has been invented. It is completely false. I did not travel that fast. Not at all. I have spoken to the police and there will be no case because speeding was not involved.

"The accident happened because a car pulled in right in front of me in the left lane. I realised that I would ram the other car a second later if I failed to react. I remember thinking: 'This will end every, very badly. I could die now'.

"So I jerked the steering wheel really hard to the right trying to avoid the other car. With success... but I did hit the hard shoulder in the middle of the road. The car spun back across the road, hit a bunch trees that luckily aren't that big. I flew into a field where the car came to a halt. Completely destroyed. I know that this could've gone much worse."

Bendtner said that he suffered "a lot of pain in my upper body". He added: "They refer to it as a 'safety belt shoulder'. I do also have a bunch of scratches and bruises. And then my knees have been suffering a severe compression.

"So far I have been training alone and have undergone plenty of examinations. I have received a lot of massage to my back to remove the pain. But Thursday I will be training with the team again at Arsenal and they plan to play me again Sunday."

Eboue-Why? · Post by **Eboue-Why?** » Fri Oct 02, 2009 9:21 am

Just a shame that God didn't tell him to get out of the way of Fabregas' shot a couple of years ago when he tried to back heel it in himself!

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