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I Hate Hleb
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Swale, Bendtner's Drinking Buddy and Andrey's Tongue - could be the Pharisees!! :lol: :wink:

DB10 as John the Baptist - many people thought he was the saviour that the Bible had spoken of, but he was just preparing the way for me!! :wink: :lol:

Alternatively, DB10 could be Lazarus - given the amount of times he has supposedly recovered from certain near death due to football-related injuries!! :oops: :roll: :wink: :lol: :lol:

Any suggestions for Pontius Pilate? :lol: :lol: :wink:
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I Hate Hleb wrote:Swale, Bendtner's Drinking Buddy and Andrey's Tongue - could be the Pharisees!! :lol: :wink:

DB10 as John the Baptist - many people thought he was the saviour that the Bible had spoken of, but he was just preparing the way for me!! :wink: :lol:

Alternatively, DB10 could be Lazarus - given the amount of times he has supposedly recovered from certain near death due to football-related injuries!! :oops: :roll: :wink: :lol: :lol:

Any suggestions for Pontius Pilate? :lol: :lol: :wink:
Hmmm, I've never heard about DB10's football injuries before :shock: :? :wink: :lol:
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Post by Its Up 4 Grabs Now »

I Hate Hleb wrote:Swale, Bendtner's Drinking Buddy and Andrey's Tongue - could be the Pharisees!! :lol: :wink:

DB10 as John the Baptist - many people thought he was the saviour that the Bible had spoken of, but he was just preparing the way for me!! :wink: :lol:

Alternatively, DB10 could be Lazarus - given the amount of times he has supposedly recovered from certain near death due to football-related injuries!! :oops: :roll: :wink: :lol: :lol:

Any suggestions for Pontius Pilate? :lol: :lol: :wink:
Close, but surely you mean Lezzerus?! :oops:
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The fuck is all this? :evil:

You're a bunch of heathen's the lot of you. Going to hell for sure.

I'll say a few prayers for you all this Sunday but don't hold out much hope.




















BTW

Mike Francis would have to be Noah, his forum sure has allowed on board at least 2 of every kind.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Good work IU4GN and Number 5!! 8) :lol: :lol: :wink:

Would Flash qualify as the apostle Peter, the disciple who, when confronted, claimed he didn't know Jesus? :? After all, he's also in denial!! :oops: :lol: :lol: :wink:
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I Hate Hleb wrote::lol: :lol: :lol:

Good work IU4GN and Number 5!! 8) :lol: :lol: :wink:

Would Flash qualify as the apostle Peter, the disciple who, when confronted, claimed he didn't know Jesus? :? After all, he's also in denial!! :oops: :lol: :lol: :wink:
Sorry IHH that would have to be Percy I think. For Peter was also called Simon much like Percy was also called Gus. :lol:
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Post by I Hate Hleb »

I see what you mean, but if being known as someone else was the only criterion, then half the forum could be classified as Peter due to all the alter-egos!! :shock: Take Wayno/Mutley as an example! :banghead: :lol:

I think Flash is still the top candidate - for the reason given :karelkhalid: - until someone comes up with someone more appropriate. :lol: :lol: :wink:
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Fair enough,

I'll nominate Augie for Samson then.

He must have been fearsome before he lost all the hair. Now he's just a pussycat. :wink: 8) :wink:

Gooner.ed can be Moses. Dishing out the ten commandments to all the Mods.

"Thou shalt not post pics of erect penis's"

"Thou shalt not allow pictures of the cooch"

etc etc.
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Quality. 8) :lol: :wink:
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Post by 12thGooner »

I would be GOD, nuff said.
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Post by olgitgooner »

Mutley/Wayno is a nailed on choice for Jesus/Brian.

"He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy". :D
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I am the virgin mary!!!! :lol:
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Post by I Hate Hleb »

Not according to Gus!! :stripper: :shock: :shock: :oops: :oops: :lol: :lol: :wink:
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I Hate Hleb wrote:Not according to Gus!! :shock: :shock: :oops: :oops: :lol: :lol: :wink:
But he's been away all week!!!! :cry:
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Post by I Hate Hleb »

Ahhhhh. :cry: :cry: Mind you, at least you've got 'The Rabbit' to keep you company. :barscarf: :lol: :lol: :wink:
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