Forum Users As Bible Characters

[g88ner]

Bit personal, I know.... but have any of the female members on here got a feminine itch???

Reason I ask, is that the part of the burning bush still hasn't been cast!

[ds]

Enough already!! We know that we've had a fair few Judas's at the club, but that's not what we're after!! Stick to the fecking script, will you?!!

Okay, okay........

so who's gonna be the Virgin Mary, then, IHH??????

DS - obviously!!

Glad to see you know me so well Don Hlebeone

[mrgnu1958]

God almighty!!!! thats a few years ago i bet

[ds]

God almighty!!!! thats a few years ago i bet

Just what are you trying to suggest ****?

[mrgnu1958]

[ds]

Jealousy doesn't suit you mate

[DB10GOONER]

Now I know the Irish lads, having been brought up as good catholic boys , will have an advantage over the rest of you with all this religious nonsense but lets go for it anyway.

Hilarious thread this!

As a good Oirish Catholic I am quite offended by this thread, actually; "offended" like when a 19 year old girl sucks you so hard you end up cross-eyed and drooling. That kind of "offended"...

10 things I've learned from this thread;

1. Doris is a special lady. Yessir!
2. Gus/Percy likes it up the arse.
3. Gus/Percy cannot "perform" like he used to "back in the day" (about 20 years ago).
4. IHH has a new "contact" that can supply what we used to call Zero Zero (ganja laced with heroin).
5. Flash is still gay.
6. Rebel is a heathen and will burn in hellfire with all the murderers, prostitutes, peadeophiles, rapists, nazis, non-believers and Englishmen.
7. DS's virginity has grown back.
8. Mrgnu would like to help DS "shed" her newly refound virginity.
9. Khalid and Karel are still an "item".
10. You are all fucked in the head.

[SPUDMASHER]

Now I know the Irish lads, having been brought up as good catholic boys , will have an advantage over the rest of you with all this religious nonsense but lets go for it anyway.

Hilarious thread this!

As a good Oirish Catholic I am quite offended by this thread, actually; "offended" like when a 19 year old girl sucks you so hard you end up cross-eyed and drooling. That kind of "offended"...

10 things I've learned from this thread;

1. Doris is a special lady. Yessir!
2. Gus/Percy likes it up the arse.
3. Gus/Percy cannot "perform" like he used to "back in the day" (about 20 years ago).
4. IHH has a new "contact" that can supply what we used to call Zero Zero (ganja laced with heroin).
5. Flash is still gay.
6. Rebel is a heathen and will burn in hellfire with all the murderers, prostitutes, peadeophiles, rapists, nazis, non-believers and Englishmen.
7. DS's virginity has grown back.
8. Mrgnu would like to help DS "shed" her newly refound virginity.
9. Khalid and Karel are still an "item".
10. You are all fucked in the head.

I thought he came from Cork.........Not Dublin

[ds]

Now I know the Irish lads, having been brought up as good catholic boys , will have an advantage over the rest of you with all this religious nonsense but lets go for it anyway.

Hilarious thread this!

As a good Oirish Catholic I am quite offended by this thread, actually; "offended" like when a 19 year old girl sucks you so hard you end up cross-eyed and drooling. That kind of "offended"...

10 things I've learned from this thread;

1. Doris is a special lady. Yessir!
2. Gus/Percy likes it up the arse.
3. Gus/Percy cannot "perform" like he used to "back in the day" (about 20 years ago).
4. IHH has a new "contact" that can supply what we used to call Zero Zero (ganja laced with heroin).
5. Flash is still gay.
6. Rebel is a heathen and will burn in hellfire with all the murderers, prostitutes, peadeophiles, rapists, nazis, non-believers and Englishmen.
7. DS has not yet lost her virginity
8. Mrgnu would like to shed anyones new found virginity
9. Khalid and Karel are still an "item".
10. You are all fucked in the head.

Fair points Deabe

[corkbarry]

I always think of Percy and 2 smooth as Cain and Able.

[DB10GOONER]

I always think of Percy and 2 smooth as Cain and Able.

More like Laurel and Hardy...

[DB10GOONER]

Now I know the Irish lads, having been brought up as good catholic boys , will have an advantage over the rest of you with all this religious nonsense but lets go for it anyway.

Hilarious thread this!

As a good Oirish Catholic I am quite offended by this thread, actually; "offended" like when a 19 year old girl sucks you so hard you end up cross-eyed and drooling. That kind of "offended"...

10 things I've learned from this thread;

1. Doris is a special lady. Yessir!
2. Gus/Percy likes it up the arse.
3. Gus/Percy cannot "perform" like he used to "back in the day" (about 20 years ago).
4. IHH has a new "contact" that can supply what we used to call Zero Zero (ganja laced with heroin).
5. Flash is still gay.
6. Rebel is a heathen and will burn in hellfire with all the murderers, prostitutes, peadeophiles, rapists, nazis, non-believers and Englishmen.
7. DS has not yet lost her virginity
8. Mrgnu would like to shed anyones new found virginity
9. Khalid and Karel are still an "item".
10. You are all fucked in the head.

Fair points Deabe

Big up dat top edit D-Slice.

[I Hate Hleb]

Now I know the Irish lads, having been brought up as good catholic boys , will have an advantage over the rest of you with all this religious nonsense but lets go for it anyway.

Hilarious thread this!

As a good Oirish Catholic I am quite offended by this thread, actually; "offended" like when a 19 year old girl sucks you so hard you end up cross-eyed and drooling. That kind of "offended"...

10 things I've learned from this thread;

1. Doris is a special lady. Yessir!
2. Gus/Percy likes it up the arse.
3. Gus/Percy cannot "perform" like he used to "back in the day" (about 20 years ago).
4. IHH has a new "contact" that can supply what we used to call Zero Zero (ganja laced with heroin).
5. Flash is still gay.
6. Rebel is a heathen and will burn in hellfire with all the murderers, prostitutes, peadeophiles, rapists, nazis, non-believers and Englishmen.
7. DS's virginity has grown back.
8. Mrgnu would like to help DS "shed" her newly refound virginity.
9. Khalid and Karel are still an "item".
10. You are all fucked in the head.

Fecking quality work there DB10. I was laughing as much as Diaby does everytime he picks up his wages!

[Its Up 4 Grabs Now]

Clearly Rebel should be John The Baps/Tits.

And Frank could be Job.

Which would make Flash the lead character from the hitherto unknown “Gospel of Blow.â€

[g88ner]

Clearly Rebel should be John The Baps/Tits.

Oooh, that's good!