Forum Users As Bible Characters

franksav63 · Post by **franksav63** » Wed Oct 07, 2009 6:45 pm

[quote="Its Up 4 Grabs Now"]Clearly Rebel should be John The Baps/Tits.

And Frank could be Job.

Which would make Flash the lead character from the hitherto unknown â€œGospel of Blow.â€

Its Up 4 Grabs Now · Post by **Its Up 4 Grabs Now** » Wed Oct 07, 2009 6:48 pm

g88ner wrote:
Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:Clearly Rebel should be John The Baps/Tits.
Oooh, that's good!

Amazing how the merest mention of tits always illicits a favourable response isnt it?!

olgitgooner · Post by **olgitgooner** » Wed Oct 07, 2009 6:49 pm

I'd like to put myself forward as Moses.

He's a bit younger than me. But I think I could pull it off.

(Waits for masturbation-related jokes

).

Its Up 4 Grabs Now · Post by **Its Up 4 Grabs Now** » Wed Oct 07, 2009 6:55 pm

Hlebby would be Goliath. Stoned off his head.

Its Up 4 Grabs Now · Post by **Its Up 4 Grabs Now** » Wed Oct 07, 2009 6:57 pm

olgitgooner wrote:I'd like to put myself forward as Moses.

He's a bit younger than me. But I think I could pull it off.

(Waits for masturbation-related jokes ).

Sorry olgit, but once Adebayor completes his reincarnation into Ann Widdecombeâ€™s tampon he will be Moses - he who parted the red C.

SamiS · Post by **SamiS** » Wed Oct 07, 2009 7:12 pm

shotgun Jesus

or Pharoah - hmmmm Jew Slaveeeeeees

Its Up 4 Grabs Now · Post by **Its Up 4 Grabs Now** » Wed Oct 07, 2009 7:30 pm

SamiS wrote:shotgun Jesus

or Pharoah - hmmmm Jew Slaveeeeeees

What about if **** & Brazilian Goonerâ€™s girlfriend get to be the crucifix - ie the 2 planks of wood nailed into youâ€¦ still wanna be Jesus?

SamiS · Post by **SamiS** » Wed Oct 07, 2009 7:33 pm

Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:
SamiS wrote:shotgun Jesus

or Pharoah - hmmmm Jew Slaveeeeeees
What about if **** & Brazilian Goonerâ€™s girlfriend get to be the crucifix - ie the 2 planks of wood nailed into youâ€¦ still wanna be Jesus?

as long as ****'s the long ways piece, i fancy him coming in through the back door.

MutleyGooner · Post by **MutleyGooner** » Wed Oct 07, 2009 8:23 pm

I would like to be Noah taking special care of all of the animals as only I know how

Its Up 4 Grabs Now · Post by **Its Up 4 Grabs Now** » Wed Oct 07, 2009 10:52 pm

Swale is Ned Flanders. Meaning BDB & Andreyâ€™s Tongue are obviously Rod & Todd.

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Thu Oct 08, 2009 7:52 am

Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:Swale is Ned Flanders. Meaning BDB & Andreyâ€™s Tongue are obviously Rod & Todd.

Top Quality IU4GN.

Although I can't find Saint Paul's Letters to The Flanders's anywhere in the bible - and I looked!

Number 5 · Post by **Number 5** » Thu Oct 08, 2009 8:13 am

DB10GOONER wrote:
Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:Swale is Ned Flanders. Meaning BDB & Andreyâ€™s Tongue are obviously Rod & Todd.

Top Quality IU4GN.

Although I can't find Saint Paul's Letters to The Flanders's anywhere in the bible - and I looked!

That's because it's in special code. Anyone who's seen National Treasure with Nicholas Cage will understand.

Those passages only appear under ultra-violet light whilst wearing rose tinted glasses.

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Thu Oct 08, 2009 8:20 am

Number 5 wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:Swale is Ned Flanders. Meaning BDB & Andreyâ€™s Tongue are obviously Rod & Todd.

Top Quality IU4GN.

Although I can't find Saint Paul's Letters to The Flanders's anywhere in the bible - and I looked!
That's because it's in special code. Anyone who's seen National Treasure with Nicholas Cage will understand.

Those passages only appear under ultra-violet light whilst wearing rose tinted glasses.

Is that the first or second of those two movies, Number 5? The first was bearable but dear lamb of God watching the sequel was like stapling me bollocks to that wall over there.

Number 5 · Post by **Number 5** » Thu Oct 08, 2009 8:26 am

DB10GOONER wrote:Is that the first or second of those two movies, Number 5? The first was bearable but dear lamb of God watching the sequel was like stapling me bollocks to that wall over there.

That would be the first movie, however the second is now going to be deleted from my Sky Plus planner as soon as I get home, thanks to your Barry Norman like recommendation.

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Thu Oct 08, 2009 9:42 am

Number 5 wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:Is that the first or second of those two movies, Number 5? The first was bearable but dear lamb of God watching the sequel was like stapling me bollocks to that wall over there.
That would be the first movie, however the second is now going to be deleted from my Sky Plus planner as soon as I get home, thanks to your Barry Norman like recommendation.

Yeah it was awful; piss poor story, shockingly bad acting and the fucking "incidental" music is non-stop - every fucking scene has an orchestra banging away. Seriously shit movie, mate. Barry NormanGooner rests his case.