RvP injured for Holland v Italy

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 9:50 am

marcengels wrote:Not suprised RvP is getting this treatment...after all, he is a Placenta Forward

Maybe it's all a ruse and the doctor is actually teaching RVP how to use both fetus?

Number 5 · Post by **Number 5** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 10:02 am

I Hate Hleb wrote:
marcengels wrote:Not suprised RvP is getting this treatment...after all, he is a Placenta Forward

Maybe it's all a ruse and the doctor is actually teaching RVP how to use both fetus?

Either that or they didn't want him contracting further infection on the injury.

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 10:06 am

Apparently there's been a problem with the accommodation. RVP was supposed to stay at the best hotel whilst there, but unfortunately found out that they didn't have any wombs left!!

Its Up 4 Grabs Now · Post by **Its Up 4 Grabs Now** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 10:09 am

And even once heâ€™s ovaries injury it might still take a few weeks to get back up to match fitness.

Number 5 · Post by **Number 5** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 10:10 am

I don't know if this belongs here or in the arsenal-isation thread but to honour the great man the Club are introducing, much like the red action area, a row of seats for those fans who only want to sing RvP songs, it's going to be called................

The C Section.

Its Up 4 Grabs Now · Post by **Its Up 4 Grabs Now** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 10:18 am

Apparently Wenger said to Gallas â€œOK, Ummmâ€¦ Billy call Thierry on the Cord-less & see if he wants to come back on loan.â€

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 10:19 am

I've heard that to help pass the time whilst he's recuperating, RVP is learning how to play the guiter. He's not very good at the moment but he has learnt his first few notes - otherwise known as the umbilical cord!!

(Edit: Ahhhhh, beat me to it!!)

Number 5 · Post by **Number 5** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 10:21 am

Puns can never go to far.

But in a serious post I'm gutted. RvP was in great form.

Surely he was a leading favourite to be crowned footballer of the year?

Its Up 4 Grabs Now · Post by **Its Up 4 Grabs Now** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 10:23 am

Robbie Keane is a vagina. Does that count?

Number 5 · Post by **Number 5** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 10:24 am

[quote="Its Up 4 Grabs Now"]Apparently Wenger said to Gallas â€œOK, Ummmâ€¦ Billy call Thierry on the Cord-less & see if he wants to come back on loan.â€

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 10:26 am

Diaby went for the same operation but they didn't go ahead with the procedure because the doctor couldn't find his membranes!!

Its Up 4 Grabs Now · Post by **Its Up 4 Grabs Now** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 10:29 am

Well look at us having a little 3-way pun-off to see who's the daddy!

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 10:32 am

I consider it all part of the cervix this forum provides!!

Number 5 · Post by **Number 5** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 10:35 am

Apparently Wenger wasn't happy with the Dutch coach for playing RvP in a friendy.

Sources say in an attempt to labour his point home he really tore into Bert van Marwijk.

Its Up 4 Grabs Now · Post by **Its Up 4 Grabs Now** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 10:40 am

This all happened cos that Chiellini c*nt stretched for a ball he was never gonna win.