Old 'Jokes' revisited - as you do !

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Old 'Jokes' revisited - as you do !

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So there I was saying to myself - Yep this is probably On !

Not least because Gooner-Ed - Sorry Kev ! :? - had asserted as much on this forumn and if he doesn't know......well......there's little hope for the rest of us.

So I waited until 3.00 pm and then.......'sod it !'......off we go.

So I got the train, which 'inched' it's way to Finsbury Park. Got there - at 5.30 pm - ; thought it looked a bit deserted; questioned to local plod - and sure enough, game canceled at 3.30 pm.

:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

On the train back - my mind drifted to the back cover of 'One Nil Down - Two One Up', The Gooners embryonic rival, 20 years or more back.

When the old North Bank Terrace was demolished in the wake of the Taylor Report, there was a lot of hostility from the fans, directed in no small measure at our old 'Mate' David Dein, who was seen as the instigator of all this. (He wasn't; but that's by-the-by.)

This was in 1992/93, with the construction of the North Bank Stand.

When the 'Stand' was opened, One Nil Down Two One Up ran a Private Eye style spoof back cover, with The Duke Of Kent and our then - and now - illustrious Chairman, Hill-Wood together at the opening.

Kent :- "I say Hill-Wood, where are the toilets in this new Gaff ?"
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H-W:- "Oh don't worry about that Your Highness, just piss on the Fans like we do."


How nice to know that inspite of the passage of 16 plus years, some things don't change !







:roll: :?

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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the thing that pisses me off is not the fact that they cancelled it but that theyre so full of bullshit:
Despite making every effort to stage tonight's match against Bolton Wanderers, the sudden and unpredicted adverse change in weather conditions in the Highbury area
sudden and unpredicted? the whole world and his dog knew that there was gonna be heavy snow worse than we had before christmas 24 hours ago. and yet arsenal had to leave it so late to tell fans?

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Post by I Hate Hleb »

Not sure who relegated it but here it is again Rob. 8) :lol: :wink:

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What's the bets Rebel re-relegates it...? :lol: :wink:

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DB10GOONER wrote:What's the bets Rebel re-relegates it...? :lol: :wink:
wasnt me,
first time ive looked at this thread.

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Post by Basil is a Gooner »

Put this back in general chat!

Ban the basement! :wink:

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Basil is a Gooner wrote:Put this back in general chat!

Ban the basement! :wink:
Up she goes again, so... the thread NOT Basil!! :lol:

Although... :rubchin: :wink:

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