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Had a quick look in the Yellow Pages and I think I've find the bloke you need. There's a top lawyer advertised that used to be in the Military. His name is General Anaesthesia. :oops: I'm sure if you implant him with all the relevant information he could do the job. However be quick, as there's no time for decay!!! After all, you don't want to be cleft behind, do you? :oops: :lol: :lol: :wink:
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Oh dear what have I woken up to?

Some of those puns are just rotten you've really rinsed all thigs oral about this thread. I guess me and you are at molar opposites on the pun scale. Still, a good effort, proving your not all mouth, wash yourself though, Spuddy won't be enameld by this. :lol: :oops: 8)
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No More I tell you!!! No More :banghead: :banghead: :wink:
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Number 5 wrote:Oh dear what have I woken up to?

Some of those puns are just rotten you've really rinsed all thigs oral about this thread. I guess me and you are at molar opposites on the pun scale. Still, a good effort, proving your not all mouth, wash yourself though, Spuddy won't be enameld by this. :lol: :oops: 8)
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Who gives a floss what Spuddy thinks? :roll: :oops: :lol: :lol: :wink:
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I Hate Hleb wrote:
Number 5 wrote:Oh dear what have I woken up to?

Some of those puns are just rotten you've really rinsed all thigs oral about this thread. I guess me and you are at molar opposites on the pun scale. Still, a good effort, proving your not all mouth, wash yourself though, Spuddy won't be enameld by this. :lol: :oops: 8)
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Who gives a floss what Spuddy thinks? :roll: :oops: :lol: :lol: :wink:
Right on, just cause he lacks the wisdom to come up with his own. :lol:
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Spuddy's got the hump coz he's not getting sex. Apparently his mrs - if you're reading this, Hy Giene - won't give him a fluoride any more!!! :oops: :oops: :lol: :lol: :wink:
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i always like the lille 'crest' (cant be arsed to post it, look it up lazyfuckers) as it looks like the dog is taking a nap in a nicely tucked in duvet, pssibly dreaming of cockerel hunting.

Spuds crest is fucking shit, cant stand the corporate bullshit from red bull crests, and if anyone has seen the columbus crew emblem, that is possibly the worst i've ever seen too!!

always liked Ajax's too
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do you actually need to be off your tits to come up with some of this shite :lol: :wink:
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It certainly helps!!! 8) :lol: :lol: :wink:
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That's what happens as you age though. She used to be a Gingewivhightits but sadly after all that sucking he did on them they droop too much now. :wink: :lol: 8)
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tomkingsbury wrote:i always like the lille 'crest' (cant be arsed to post it, look it up lazyfuckers) as it looks like the dog is taking a nap in a nicely tucked in duvet, pssibly dreaming of cockerel hunting.

Spuds crest is fucking shit, cant stand the corporate bullshit from red bull crests, and if anyone has seen the columbus crew emblem, that is possibly the worst i've ever seen too!!

always liked Ajax's too
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franksav63 wrote:
tomkingsbury wrote:i always like the lille 'crest' (cant be arsed to post it, look it up lazyfuckers) as it looks like the dog is taking a nap in a nicely tucked in duvet, pssibly dreaming of cockerel hunting.

Spuds crest is fucking shit, cant stand the corporate bullshit from red bull crests, and if anyone has seen the columbus crew emblem, that is possibly the worst i've ever seen too!!

always liked Ajax's too
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Sorry, I saw the mounds under her top and couldn't resist... :lol: :lol:
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Post by treygoony »

I agree about our old crest being the best. Nice and classic.

The notts county crest is rather dull though
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