A lad in my place of employment went to his first spuds match for our derby game with them back in September. This is a young Irish lad (20, I think), spud all his life (but decent enough bloke
) and can only now afford to throw his money away to watch shite at the other place...Anyway, he finally worked up the nerve to tell me about his first trip to Shite Fart Drain. He knows I'm a Gooner and he was probably worried I'd laugh my ass off at him.
He arrived up at their ground on his own, having done the whole internet google map thingy but still got a bit lost. He stopped and asked a couple of people for directions and sure enough some spud w*nker eventually decided not to risk missing the oportunity to slap a possible lone Gooner and promptly did just that; Walked up and slapped the lad a dig right in the nose.
The lad reckoned it would have gone further but he pulled open his coat to show his spud jersey. The gimp that slapped him just turned and walked away.
So the young lad missed the first 20 minutes of the game as an ambulance guy patched him up outside. He only got into the shithole after they had scored and then only got to see us whip 3 past them...
Talk about adding insult to injury.
As I say, he's a decent enough lad (if a bit naive) and I feel a bit sorry for him to be honest. I asked him would he be going again and he said, "I don't know. Maybe."
Well done spuds. What a shower of absolute crunts.
