Q: Whats nine inches long and hangs in front of a *word censored*?
A: Steve Mclarens tie

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Q: Whats the difference between Lewis Hamilton and England's footie team?
A: Lewis still has a Mclaren

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To celebrate Englands Euro campaign, OXO have launched a new red and white gravy cube...................It's called the laughing stock

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England have decided to replace the three lions on their shirts with three tampax, these are to represent their worst period ever


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And lastly, non football related but made me laugh
Q: When is a fairy not a fairy?
A: When she's blowing a pixie she is a Goblin
