It's all a load of Cannonballs in here! This is the virtual Arsenal pub where you can chat about anything except football. Be warned though, like any pub, the content may not always be suitable for everyone.
bigreddave
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by bigreddave » Sun May 16, 2010 12:52 pm
Watching the chavs parade on sky sports news (why I don't know!) anyway does anyone know
what's the deal with the celery throwing?
Pilly
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Location: On a hillside desolate...
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by Pilly » Sun May 16, 2010 2:06 pm
Chelsea fans are unable to satisfy women whilst engaged in coital relations, thus they are reduced to performing acts of sodomy with sticks of celery.
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merse_10
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by merse_10 » Sun May 16, 2010 2:42 pm
seriously,fuck off with all the dagenham stuff on every thread its not funny.
i wanna know no about the celery too
digger
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by digger » Sun May 16, 2010 3:17 pm
merse_10 wrote: seriously,fuck off with all the dagenham stuff on every thread its not funny.
i wanna know no about the celery too
What PHP said is accurate.
They have a song that goes something like "I'll make her come when i tickle her bum with celery"
merse_10
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by merse_10 » Sun May 16, 2010 3:19 pm
oh,fair enuff
shit club,shit fans,shit songs
(if only they'd won shit all this year)
thatgooner
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by thatgooner » Sun May 16, 2010 4:22 pm
My uncle (chelsea ST holder) was telling me about this...
Cant remember the full story, something to do with a european away day and from then on they threw celery about...
Celery is now actually banned from Stamford Bridge to stop it being lobbed at players
tinpot lane
Posts: 2713 Joined: Thu Jul 31, 2008 6:10 pm
Location: Islington innit!
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by tinpot lane » Sun May 16, 2010 4:27 pm
PHP wrote: Chelsea fans are unable to satisfy women whilst engaged in coital relations, thus they are reduced to performing acts of sodomy with sticks of celery.
This.
Refers to the song.
Celery, Celery,
If she don't cum,
I'll tickle her bum,
With a lump of celery
VforVictory
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Location: NORTH LONDON
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by VforVictory » Sun May 16, 2010 6:06 pm
If you went to Chelsea in 80's you used to see lots of celery being chucked around on the Shed.
jacko-arsnl2
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by jacko-arsnl2 » Sun May 16, 2010 7:38 pm
I heard they have celery because once they had a fat keeper so they chucked celery at him becuase you burn more calories eating celery than there is in a stick of celery.
bigreddave
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by bigreddave » Sun May 16, 2010 10:39 pm
Ha! maybe they brought some along to lob at fat frank, fucking dickheads.