It's all a load of Cannonballs in here! This is the virtual Arsenal pub where you can chat about anything except football. Be warned though, like any pub, the content may not always be suitable for everyone.
(Joke deleted by IHH for it's strong racist connotations)
I know this forum is very liberal when it comes to content but that 'joke' was at best straight out of a 1970's 'Love Thy Neighbour' type sitcom; and at worst, something they 'laugh about' in your average NF or BNP meeting!!!
Suffice it to say that this kind of 'humour' is just not acceptable in 2010 and certainly won't be tolerated on this forum!! Any more of it and I will have Admin close your account
A young boy goes to social services and tells them he has nowhere to live. "What about your parents?" asks the social worker. "No, they beat me," says the boy. "What about your grandparents?" says the social worker. "No, they beat me even harder!" says the boy. "Well ... where do you want to stay then?" replies the social worker. "'Spurs," says the boy. "They never beat anyone.
i think it is racist joke: a play on the 70's racist word **** (Word deleted by IHH. You done well to spot the racist nature of the joke but then spoilt it and let yourself down by writing the actual word that was alluded to!!! )
WEE SCOUSE JOHNNY WAS SITTING IN THE PARK WHEN A CAR PULLS UP AND THE GUY SAYS HEY JOHNNY IF YOU COME IN MY CAR I WILL GIVE YOU A SWEET. TP WHICH JOHNNY REPLIES GIVE ME THE BAG AND I WILL CUM IN YOUR MOUTH,
3 GUYS GO HUNTING EVERY SUNDAY. BILL BILLY AND WILL ON THE NEXT SUNDAY OF HUNTING ONLY WILL AND BILL GO. AS BILL SCOPED FOR A TARGET HE SHOUTS TO WILL I CAN SEE YOUR HOUSE FROM HERE AND I CAN SEE THAT *word censored* BILLY CHEATING WITH YOUR WIFE. WILL REPLIES SHOOT HIM IN THE PRIVATE PART AND SHOOT HER IN THE HEAD. BILL REPLIES NO PROBLEM I CAN GET THAT IN INE SHOT.
At the World Women's Conference, the first speaker from England stood up: "At last year's conference we spoke about being more assertive with our husbands. Well after the conference I went home and told my husband that I would no longer cook for him and that he would have to do it himself. After the first day I saw nothing. After the second day I saw nothing. But after the third day I saw that he had cooked a wonderful roast lamb."
The crowd cheered.
The second speaker from America stood up: "After last year's conference I went home and told my husband that I would no longer do his laundry and that he would have to do it himself. After the first day I saw nothing. After the second day I saw nothing. But after the third day I saw that he had done not only his own washing but my washing as well."
The crowd cheered.
The third speaker from Ireland stood up: "After last year's conference I went home and told my husband that I would no longer do his shopping and that he would have to do it himself. After the first day I saw nothing. After the second day I saw nothing. But after the third day I could see a little bit out of my left eye."
